Attack...of the furniture!


I seriously have come to believe that I am the one person in the world where the most random things can happen to them! So I had just stepped out of the shower when I heard my cell phone ringing so I figured since I was alone in the house I could just run out nakey. Well I run into my room and go to the floor to get my cell (I don't know why I put it on the floor). When I stood up, my entire lower back was sliced up by my ghost drawer. What's a ghost drawer? Well it's what I named one of my desk drawers. It apparently opens up by itself randomly, like out of nowhere, it just slowly slides open. I have no idea why? It's not like it happens everyday. But seriously, it hurts soo much right now, it is such a huge cut and hurts like a mawfawka! So the lesson learned? That it is wrong to be nakey! Apparently if you are nakey, you will be punished!!