Other's misfortunes can become your fortune


This is so bad that I enjoyed something out of someone's expense. I was driving home when I noticed what normally is only 2 lanes of road was now 4 lanes of cars that were just stopped dead in their tracks. Apparently there was a truck from the opposite side making a U-turn and some genius didn't pay attention or whatnot to the extended part of the truck. Well that car completely smashed into the back end of the truck! Seriously, I have no clue how you don't see that, the whole part has little lit up lights. Well obviously we had no way of driving down the road with the truck & car blocking the 2 lanes. So there was no choice but to go drive over the mediums. I had sooo much fun roaring over them, I swear, the lil mini cars were like "ka-dunk" over them but it felt like I was going over a piece of gum! Granted, if I had my Hummer, this would have been even more enjoyable. I have no clue why I get such a kick out of being able to drive over the cement mediums. I can't even imagine how much crazed I would be if I could ever go off-roading! Yeah, so that was the complete highlight of my night. I got outta an exam and then I got to do some roaring....doesn't take much to make me happy :)

Totally random but I am not understanding this craze with bracelet charms. Apparently one of my cousins is into it now and we're getting her some for her bday. Well they just came in the mail today, these things were sooo tiny & light, I could stick them into my nostrils (not that I tried). But seriously, these 4 lil charms cost us over $65, and they were the cheaper ones and silver too! Though we did have some fun looking at the website. There were these 2 really weird ones, one was of a couple naked on their knees...uhm ok? Then, there was one called "Vasectomy" and was of a guy with an arrow through his twig & giggleberries region. Now why would anyone want that on a bracelet? I guess maybe to celebrate an anniversary? Like, "Oh, on my 20th anniversary my husband got a vasectomy so now we can hump all the time and he'll only be shooting out blanks!"