"We're going to see the monkeys do it..."

Guess who went to the zoo this weekend? Moi! How I love the zoo! And no, I actually didn't see any monkeys engaged in the horizontal tango. I was excited to see the red panda, but unfortunately its face wasn't visible from the way it had passed out on the branch. Dah, the pictures online are just too cute, I just want to squish it and take it home. Sorry, the girly-ness came out for a bit. It was a bit hot to be walking around but I got to see a bunch of cool animals.

During dinner, our waiter was harassed by a crazy lady. I'm sure he was wishing he wasn't so good looking. At first, I thought she knew the waiter and was just joking around by yelling out her orders to him. But when I saw him turn beat red and talk about how crazy she was to another waiter, I figured she must do this to him all the time. When the other male waiters tried to approach her, she'd scream, "Back the f up soldier!" Then out of nowhere, she screamed, "Yo, I want the General's ji** so I can wipe it on my face!" I swear everyone and their moms heard that comment. It was so hard not to look at her because she was sitting directly across from me.

I also watched Knocked Up. I really wanted to watch it because I thought 40 Year Old Virgin was hilarious but I was hesitant because of Katherine Heigl. I can't stand her as Izzie, especially after this past season so the thought of hearing her voice and that laugh, it just irked me! I know, I'm crazy, she just plays that role. I had warned Kevin that if she really annoyed me in the movie, I might just reach over and pinch him so that I don't flip out. Despite her, it was funny and I enjoyed it.



It's so crazy how human these primates are! This chameleon was the funniest thing! Its eyes moved all over the place - each eyeball would rotate at a different pace and direction!



Giraffes! Poor Mr. Giraffe, no matter how long his neck is, it's still not enough to look over the rocks. I never realized how vicious flamingoes are! At one point, a few of them ganged up on one of them and it was scary. They are a gorgeous color - that color would look hot on a dress. I'm only talking about the color, not actually using any part of the flamingo.