Woman down

I'm going to make this short and sweet. The most ridiculous things happened to me today. It was definitely one of those days that I should've just stayed in bed to avoid it all!

First, while walking, I get pushed really hard and fall to the disgusting sidewalk. I'm sure it was an accident but I still don't understand how I got shoved that freaking hard. Since I was wearing slides, my ankle got twisted pretty badly. I'll admit, the ankle hurt but the ground was just too gross to be sitting on.

I decided to get myself a cup of lychee sorbet and I'm enjoying it as I'm walking. As I'm passing the butcher shop, this teenager comes flying out and shoots out his mini-cart directly at me. He stopped it inches away from me but I was so startled that I ended up dropping most of my sorbet on the floor! Poor poor dessert. Seriously, people should get tested for a license to roll one of those things around in public. A freaking danger to society I tell you!

Finally, the big "are you freaking kidding me?!?" incident. My butt got grabbed. I'm talking whole hand contact. I had no idea who did it. Look, Mr. Man or Ms. Woman - no matter how hard you squeeze, you're not going to get lemonade out of me.