Poopy Quiz


Do you poo healthy?

Movie-fied

The sporadic raining this weekend really sucked, puts a damper on outdoor activities. It feels like I've watched a lot of movies over the last couple of days. Don't ask why but somehow I sat and watched Steven Seagal in "Hard To Kill". Oh yeah, he's definitely the best action hero ever, fo sho! Forget Rico Suave, it's all about Mason Storm. Apparently he's so sexy that in the midst of his kungfu session, a chick will walk in with a rose and just get it on with him. I also saw "Sideways"...it was a bit slow for me but if you want to see male frontal nudity, this is the one. So "Wedding Crashers" finally came out, I had been anticipating it for sooo long, I know, I'm lame. It was so funny and raunchy, I loved it! Vince is the man, that's all I gotta say. At first when we were in the theater we had thought that we were in the wrong one because 3/4 of the audience were grandparents, no joke. Maybe grandpa got prescribed some Viagra and needed a feel good movie to get into the groove of things. I went and watched "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory" today. The Oompa Loompas were definitely scarier in the original.

Completely unrelated, I almost had a freaky accident with my eye being poked out. I was opening the car door to get in and my flip flop made me slip and I came so close from slamming my eyeball into the corner of the door.

How do you catch your zucchini?

I had hibachi tonight with Jess, haven't had it in soo long. I like the food but I hate having my clothing and hair smell like it, so normally I just stay away from it. The table we were seated at was with 3 sets of couples, so we felt a little out of place. We were wondering if they all thought that we were a lesbian couple or something. The food was good and there were some good laughs. When the chef was doing his normal make you catch veggies, one of the girls decided to catch it with her chest. Her boyfriend used the chopsticks to pry open her jacket so that she could catch it better. Once the girl caught it in her shirt, the chef told the guy to grab it back out! Apparently, everyone wanted extra garlic so the chef was nice and made this garlic sauce for all the ladies. The guy next to me was like, "I'm jealous, why can't I get any?" So I told him, "It's cause you're a guy, maybe if you showed some boobage, you'd get some garlic too!" Then he's like you're right and proceeds to kinda feel up his chest and he goes, "Well, actually I do have some pretty nice boobs here." I didn't expect him to say that but if he's amused with his boobies then more power to him. But it's not like he had man boobies, he had like those work out boobie-pecs. I ended the dinner with green tea ice cream, mmmm, I love that stuff!

Stylin reptile


Lacoste...reversed

"The snozzleberries taste like snozzleberries.."


Ginormous!

I went blueberry picking for the very first time today. I must admit though, what enticed me was the fact that we could wear the cans! It was really cute, you walk into the farm house and they have so many containers to choose from. From buckets to little and large coffee cans. I chose a small one since I'm the only one in the family that eats blueberries. I find it funny that Kevin couldn't deal with having a "small" can like me so he opted for the macho one. They have these ropes that you just wrap around your waist. After we all picked out our carriers, we stepped outside and waited for this tractor to come pick us up. It was a short ride but fun, I think it would be fun to drive one myself. For some strange reason, I always thought blueberries grew on these short tiny bushes...but nope, they're like taller than me. Let me say, it's incredibly HOT being out there. Not to mention the grounds were muddy and it was an insect paradise, well more like hell for me. I was freaking out at every spider, wasp, cricket, dragonfly...you name it, it was there. But I sucked it up and was able to dart in and out of the bushes and grass. When we finished picking (more like when we couldn't take the heat anymore), we ended up walking back to the house just cause the tractor wasn't coming anytime soon to pick people up. I thought it was going to be expensive since they were organic but I got a little more than 2 pints and it was less than $2. I did win the contest for picking out the biggest blueberry though, go me, first-timer! Unfortunately, I think I didn't put any sunblock on my toes so now they're like flaming red.

On the drive back, we stopped off at a local winery. When I went in, there was a group of bikers that went in as well. Strangely the woman at the tasting bar thought that we were together. Tiny asian girl...hairy tattooed biker dude....the connection, I just don't see it. I would have tasted them all if I wasn't so dehydrated from the picking. I ended up buying a Cabernet Sauvignon for my dad and a Almond Berry one for myself.

We topped it all off with a water ice from Rita's, that definitely hit the spot. While I was eating it, out of nowhere I felt this weird sludgy thing slowly slide down my lower stomach area. I totally screamed thinking that there was a slug thing on me. So I look down my skirt and see this smushed blueberry. I totally forgot, at one point we were all throwing them at each other but I would have to blame either Kevin or Justin for the one that went down my skirt. I'm just amazed that it never fell down while in the winery or Rita's. Man, that would have been embarrassing if I was dropping berries.

Happy 4th!


Purple and yellow, that's hot!

Skills, caught the star with a camera phone!

Friday: Not much but I did end up watching "War Of the Worlds". Must say that I was a bit disappointed with it. I did enjoy the special effects but there were definitely scenes that were unnecessary because they were kinda disturbing. If the ending weren't so weak, I would have liked it more.

Saturday: Flojo came back home from CT so I had girls' day. Spent most of it at the pool, though I was able to read a bit so there were some educational elements to the day, haha. Strangely, both me & Beth got burnt in the same area, we must have forgotten to apply sunscreen to the top area of the boobs cause that's where it's red. We had dinner at a buffet and the waitress miscalculated the check because she apparently thought $15.25x3=$30.50! We ended up not saying anything only because she was so rude to us during dinner. Afterwards, we watched "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" which we all really enjoyed, although we always seem to like those type of movies. I definitely liked my eye candy Shemar, the corn rows and bandana were doing it, haha gotta love my chocolate! The rest of the night was spent doing what girls normally do during sleepovers. Ya know, lap dances and drunken groping. Yes, there really was and now we know that Jess doesn't know what to do with a lap dance! Let's just say there was too much alcohol consumption that led straight to a hangover, there was never a buzz factor...so I'll be staying sober for a while.

Sunday: I had my 1st ever fish burger for dinner and it was actually pretty good. The girls, Kevin, & I ended up leaving to go to Etra for fireworks around 7:30. Apparently even that was too late, we were waiting forever to get in and had to go into the 2nd lot. The fireworks didn't actually start till around 9:30ish. We ended up playing asshole & the movie game to kill time. I was not having fun with all the mosquitoes and bugs around, especially with it being so dark I was totally flipping out whenever one got near me. I ended up freaking myself out cause I kept scratching myself thinking bugs were on me and inside my clothing. The fireworks were awesome, I love being so close and seeing everything.

Monday: I went dim summing for lunch and we ended up having to share a table with two other sets of people. One was a family and the other was a couple. Well, the couple were obviously 2 male lovebirds. The asian one, man so much more feminine than me. The girly sweetness manner of the way he said "Haw Gaooooo" (the shrimp dumpling) made me feel so manly. I was annoyed with the other family cause the mother just kept glaring at the 2 guys. Whatever, it wasn't like they were groping each other and even if they were, come on, as if it's a big deal. Oh oh, this afternoon was the 1st time I've heard Cinn fart. He was napping on the floor and I heard him let it out, it was so funny because his fart actually woke him up and startled him. Later on, I went to my aunt's house for the BBQ, one word, STUFFED! I don't think I've consumed this much red meat in a long time. My poor cousin Alex actually bounced off the glass door, he was walking back in and must have forgotten about it and slammed right into it. It reminded me of those Windex commercials with the birds.

Song of the weekend: "Don't cha"
Quotes of the weekend: "Call the po-po, ho!" & "The key is being tough and not hard."