How do you catch your zucchini?

I had hibachi tonight with Jess, haven't had it in soo long. I like the food but I hate having my clothing and hair smell like it, so normally I just stay away from it. The table we were seated at was with 3 sets of couples, so we felt a little out of place. We were wondering if they all thought that we were a lesbian couple or something. The food was good and there were some good laughs. When the chef was doing his normal make you catch veggies, one of the girls decided to catch it with her chest. Her boyfriend used the chopsticks to pry open her jacket so that she could catch it better. Once the girl caught it in her shirt, the chef told the guy to grab it back out! Apparently, everyone wanted extra garlic so the chef was nice and made this garlic sauce for all the ladies. The guy next to me was like, "I'm jealous, why can't I get any?" So I told him, "It's cause you're a guy, maybe if you showed some boobage, you'd get some garlic too!" Then he's like you're right and proceeds to kinda feel up his chest and he goes, "Well, actually I do have some pretty nice boobs here." I didn't expect him to say that but if he's amused with his boobies then more power to him. But it's not like he had man boobies, he had like those work out boobie-pecs. I ended the dinner with green tea ice cream, mmmm, I love that stuff!