Movie-fied

The sporadic raining this weekend really sucked, puts a damper on outdoor activities. It feels like I've watched a lot of movies over the last couple of days. Don't ask why but somehow I sat and watched Steven Seagal in "Hard To Kill". Oh yeah, he's definitely the best action hero ever, fo sho! Forget Rico Suave, it's all about Mason Storm. Apparently he's so sexy that in the midst of his kungfu session, a chick will walk in with a rose and just get it on with him. I also saw "Sideways"...it was a bit slow for me but if you want to see male frontal nudity, this is the one. So "Wedding Crashers" finally came out, I had been anticipating it for sooo long, I know, I'm lame. It was so funny and raunchy, I loved it! Vince is the man, that's all I gotta say. At first when we were in the theater we had thought that we were in the wrong one because 3/4 of the audience were grandparents, no joke. Maybe grandpa got prescribed some Viagra and needed a feel good movie to get into the groove of things. I went and watched "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory" today. The Oompa Loompas were definitely scarier in the original.

Completely unrelated, I almost had a freaky accident with my eye being poked out. I was opening the car door to get in and my flip flop made me slip and I came so close from slamming my eyeball into the corner of the door.