Caught in the act!

Happy 5! Just think, that's like half a decade :P

Whoever smelt it dealt it

Tonight was the 2nd time that a movie has died in the middle of the showing. I remember the first time was when we were watching "Old School" and the screen looked like the film had just burned apart. Apparently throughout the entire movie, the man next to Ryan was farting non-stop. I did smell something a little weird but I had thought it was the heat. Well, whenever I saw that Ryan was cupping his nose, that's when I stopped breathing in air. After a while, Kevin asked, "Why is Ryan cuddling his nose?" I filled him in on the gas man and Kevin was like, "Oh, is that what that nasty smell is?!?" It was actually pretty gross, the bursts of stench was like clockwork. Even the row of people in front of us could smell it, they kept looking behind at us but when they saw that we were also holding our noses, they realized it was the man near us.

Oh yeah, during dinner I had met a pet bread. It was really cute but they made me throw him out. If M had seen this, she probably would have killed me for wasting bread!

B&N Lovin

We were craving Mexican food (maybe more for the chips & salsa) so me & Jess went to On the Border tonight. The wait was going to be over 50 minutes so we walked over to B&N to get a CPA review book for Jess. Holy crap, am I glad I won't ever be taking something like that. There are 4 parts to the exam and over a course of 2 days...there were so many books, one for each section and they were all priced around $50! She only wanted to get one first but couldn't pick which one so I picked for her using a coin toss 3 times. So while she was paying, I was telling her about the Target fiasco story from Thursday. Well, apparently the cashier guy was listening to me and out of nowhere he says, "Do you want me to go beat them up for you? Cause I can." I was like, "Uhm sure, if you want to go all the way to Target." So he responds by saying, "Oh you don't think I can take them, cause I can." Which by then he proceeds to flaunt his body. By then, she's done paying and we're ready to leave and I just say thanks. Even as we're walking out of the store, he screams, "If you change your mind, you know where to find me!" Yeah, Jess was cracking up, she was like awww he's flirting with you. I thought it would've been funny if I told him I was 15 and see how'd he respond to that. We then rush out of the mall and walk back to the restaurant, just as soon as we go grab to open the door, we hear my name being called to be seated, talk about perfect timing! Jess had some free movie tickets so we ended up watching "Fever Pitch." It was a cute movie, I love Jimmy Fallon.

All pinked out for spring!

Where did the 80 degree weather go?? It sucked having to go to class and do work when it was gorgeous outside but at least it puts you in a great mood. Now with this icky rain and cloudiness, everything is so drab. Whatever, I'm still sticking to my stance of not wearing long-sleeves or socks, even if I freeze!

Fruit sexuality

I don't think I'm going to be able to eat bananas for a while after tonight. I must have misplaced my ID after the garage so I was standing against the wall in the hallway/lounge searching for it. There was some skeezy guy (I'm guessing early 30's) that was sitting in the chairs eating a banana. Out of nowhere, he starts getting all sexual with his banana (I do mean the fruit) while giving me the looksy. He just kept licking it, wrapping his mouth around it, basically taking the banana to town. I was so freaked out by him that I quickly sped into the lab. Like seriously, am I supposed to be attracted to you because you're getting it on with a banana? It's not even like I have a penis to be turned on, come on. He would have been better off molesting 2 melons or something.

Anticipation for breakup with macs!

It's funny that things never work out the way that I plan. The past few times when I left early for class to use the labs, by the time I got in there, there weren't any free macs to use. Well, since I have this project due on Wednesday, I decided to leave very early today, that way I could spend at least 2 hours in the lab. Of course there was insane traffic, I was getting so heated from just sitting there at the lights and never being able to go through cause inconsiderate drivers would block up the intersection. I had planned to arrive at 2:30, instead I didn't get there until 4, which left me with less than an hour to do any work. I scrapped up as much as I could do and would just have to attempt to finish it up at home then.

Oh the fun doesn't stop there. Immediately during the drive out of the city, my main road was blocked off for no reason. Uhm yeah, once again I get to play the lost game. I totally did an illegal turn onto the opposite side and eventually found my way across the bridge. Too bad the drive was through such a shady area, I was feeling so nervous from being stopped at every single light.

There was an interesting car that I saw parked on the street though. I think the owner purposely popped off the letter "a" from the trunk of his Maxima. Well it now said "Maxim" and where the "a" should've been, was now a silhouette of a naked woman. Not only that, his gas tank had a cartoon of a woman bending over backwards. So basically they'd be sticking the gas pump into the woman's ass.

Before & After


Just call me Shaggy

Petsmart-ed

Stacey-fied

Lingo

urban diamonds: shattered pieces of glass that you find on the road from beer bottles or car windows.

Bedtime alarm

Omg, Cinnamon just did the cutest thing ever! For the past 10 minutes, he's been chucking the Odie toy at my feet and I just keep throwing it around the room. Well, I stopped responding a few minutes ago so he's been making weird whining & low growling sounds at me. I finally gave in and I thought he wanted me to throw the toy. But noo, the moment I step away from the desk, he starts walking towards the bed and stands up waiting for me to put him onto the bed. So apparently he was telling me it was time to shut down the comp and go to bed. Guess it's time to say good night!

Oscar abuse when he thinks no one is watching...

Mmmm, had another healthy bowl of ahole-ness. Man, were his random corny jokes really bad tonight. Out of nowhere he asks, "Which bus made it across the oceans?" I think he caught everyone off guard and we were all thinking that this was a serious question. So he proceeds to answer his own joke with "Colum-bus". I swear, he's trying to kill us all. Anyways, we had this in class assignment and somehow I managed to get the grandma in my group. The task itself was already difficult, so with her asking a billion questions about everything and your mom, I was so ready to lose it. Every other second it was: "Wait, what did you just do? Why? How did you figure that out? What's that do?" Dude, she seriously reminds me of a white version of my "fave" grandma from HK...aka, her nonstop talking in your ear makes you want to stick a pencil in your eye and twirl it around.

All smiled out

I think I have gotten about 6 hours of sleep over the past few days. I'm beginning to look like a raccoon! I've been going crazy over this 3 week unit on the community, of course I decided to take the non-traditional route but I wanted to do it my way. But the presentation went extremely well so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'll get a good grade on it. I got a lot of support from the other students, they all loved it and told me that I set the bar, I think I actually started to blush while the were commenting on it. Of course that just made me extremely proud & happy about my hard work. Someone actually asked if they could copy my entire unit to use in her class. Yay, ego boost! All I can say is that I rocked the performances of understanding.

Actually, these past few days I've gotten comments that have put me in an extremely great mood. I got back the feedback from my insect online-track and the professor LOVED it and he said that my students would definitely enjoy it and asked if I used it in my classroom yet. So of course I was all happy that he thought my work was of an actual teacher. Oh, this afternoon I was at Staples making copies of the unit when an old man saw what I was doing. He took one look at the concept map and was like, "Dear God, what is that? It looks like a lot of work!" I was like oh it's just for my unit. He then says, "You snuck out of school to make copies? (looks me up & down) You're quite trendy for a teacher!" So of course I had to explain to him that I was still in school and didn't play hooky from the classroom. I dunno, I'm a weirdo, it just makes me all happy when people think I'm already teaching my own classroom.

Weird mistaken identity in class though. Elmer (he's like in his 50s), out of nowhere asks me how the husband and 2 kids were? I was like, "whhhhattt?!" I was like I'm not married nor do I have kids. He asks me if I'm sure so I tell him that I actually have 5 children. Please, if I had 2 children and still retained my body, that'd be freaking awesome. I think he just got me mixed up with some other Asian girl. Maybe I should have pretended that all of it was true, then I could go from the social leper to the girl with 5 children!

Taco Bell promotes self-loving?

How about some more rain? It was so nasty out yesterday, ridiculous winds and rivery roads. I think I would have been better off busting out a raft and rowing everywhere. At least I was able to get shopping done for some birthday gifts.

For dinner, I went to Taco Bell with the boys, yes I love eating at Taco Bell and I'm not ashamed of it. Anyways, on their hot sauce packets they always put a little saying on them. I wanted to take a picture of it and post it but the stupid glare off the package made it illegible and getting too close to the phrase made it blurry as well. So on the fire packet it said: "Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future." Niiice, I bet it can read a great deal of pleasure from a man's palm. Funny that Ryan picked it up...especially since we know how left-handers excel in this area more.

Now I know why the movie is called "Sin City". I seriously felt like I had sinned after watching it. Sooo much violence and gore, though it was a good movie. I LOVED the black & white with random colored objects. It was a bit weird watching Elijah Wood being so psychotic...all I can say is that Frodo got pissed after getting his own finger bitten off. I just couldn't believe that parents brought their children to see this movie, I think most of them looked like they were still in like 3rd-5th grade.

Illegal meat

I was in a parking lot when I noticed that this grocery store was having their meat delivered. All the meat products (whole skinned lambs, cows, pigs, etc) were just dumped in the back of a van. That's totally unsanitary, how could they not have refrigeration? Plus, it wasn't even like the back of the van was lined with anything, you could see previous meat/blood stains against the walls. It's weird, like when I'm in the supermarket and I see the meat already sliced it doesn't really bother me, but now seeing these whole animals being carried into the store, it's so nauseating. Now I know why that store sells meat for such cheap prices. I just hope the restaurant that I just ate at doesn't get their meat from this store.