Oscar abuse when he thinks no one is watching...

Mmmm, had another healthy bowl of ahole-ness. Man, were his random corny jokes really bad tonight. Out of nowhere he asks, "Which bus made it across the oceans?" I think he caught everyone off guard and we were all thinking that this was a serious question. So he proceeds to answer his own joke with "Colum-bus". I swear, he's trying to kill us all. Anyways, we had this in class assignment and somehow I managed to get the grandma in my group. The task itself was already difficult, so with her asking a billion questions about everything and your mom, I was so ready to lose it. Every other second it was: "Wait, what did you just do? Why? How did you figure that out? What's that do?" Dude, she seriously reminds me of a white version of my "fave" grandma from HK...aka, her nonstop talking in your ear makes you want to stick a pencil in your eye and twirl it around.