Fruit sexuality

I don't think I'm going to be able to eat bananas for a while after tonight. I must have misplaced my ID after the garage so I was standing against the wall in the hallway/lounge searching for it. There was some skeezy guy (I'm guessing early 30's) that was sitting in the chairs eating a banana. Out of nowhere, he starts getting all sexual with his banana (I do mean the fruit) while giving me the looksy. He just kept licking it, wrapping his mouth around it, basically taking the banana to town. I was so freaked out by him that I quickly sped into the lab. Like seriously, am I supposed to be attracted to you because you're getting it on with a banana? It's not even like I have a penis to be turned on, come on. He would have been better off molesting 2 melons or something.