Whoever smelt it dealt it

Tonight was the 2nd time that a movie has died in the middle of the showing. I remember the first time was when we were watching "Old School" and the screen looked like the film had just burned apart. Apparently throughout the entire movie, the man next to Ryan was farting non-stop. I did smell something a little weird but I had thought it was the heat. Well, whenever I saw that Ryan was cupping his nose, that's when I stopped breathing in air. After a while, Kevin asked, "Why is Ryan cuddling his nose?" I filled him in on the gas man and Kevin was like, "Oh, is that what that nasty smell is?!?" It was actually pretty gross, the bursts of stench was like clockwork. Even the row of people in front of us could smell it, they kept looking behind at us but when they saw that we were also holding our noses, they realized it was the man near us.

Oh yeah, during dinner I had met a pet bread. It was really cute but they made me throw him out. If M had seen this, she probably would have killed me for wasting bread!