Su cama es mi cama!

Deja Spew


This morning I awoke to the wonderful sounds of Cinnamon barfing on my bed. Of course he couldn't have jumped off the bed and done it on the carpet, he chose to make my green sheets more colorful. Later on during the day while driving, the strangest sight occurred again. We were stopped at a light and I notice that the passenger side door opened, well the man inside decided to take this time to puke his brains out! What is with all the spewing today? Is it good luck that I saw it twice in one day, will I win the lottery now? My eyes have been so violated today.

Onto my angry ranting now...why don't people clean off the tops of their cars before driving?? Frickin it was like I was playing Frogger while driving, or even better yet, dodging flying sheets of snow! There were like a bajillion different sized cars with a full sheet of snow on their roofs, it looked like a mattress! Then of course either they would drive slow speeds where I would get a wonderful mist onto my windshield or they'd drive like aholes and I'd have giant boulders of snow fly at me! I'm not asking it to be 100% clean but don't drive with a mountain on your roof. If I can manage to reach my roof, everyone else should to...well unless you're a midget but then again why would you be driving? Too bad I can't be a cop, I would pull their asses over and then make them eat all the snow off.

Oooh even more agitation. Last Wed, because of the stupid snow, I was stuck in massive traffic and basically missed my class. I finally took down the mileage of that street that I was stuck on today. It was 1.7 miles, yes 1.7 miles, which took me how long to drive down? 2 1/2 hours!! 2 1/2 hours for 1.7 miles!

What else can I rant about? Hmm, how about that I wish the city had better ways of cleaning up the snow. It is soooo nasty to walk in. Everything is black & clumpy, or brown and lumpy...I don't even want to know why it is the color that it is. Of course my shoes get this nasty dirty residue lined on the bottom which makes me slide all over the sidewalk.

But of course being the way that I am, by buying something can put me in a better mood. Technically it's not really my faul that I bought some boots. I was starving after the library so I stopped at the mall to eat. Of course the table I was eating at was right in front of a shoe store so the entire time I was staring at the 30% sale signs. So I went in for a peek and gave in. I only was pushed more into buying the pair because this other girl was complimenting on how cute they looked, which of course I returned her the favor of telling her the shoes were hot (which they really were and I wasn't lying). So at the end of the day, 2 girls get to go home happy with shoes.

Sudden Ewww


I'm beginning to question my taste buds from when I was a child. I remember that when I was younger, I used to love eating like the canned spaghetti-0's and the mini raviolos. Well, being all sentimental I decided to buy a can of those mini raviolos. I just tried it out before, holy crap, that was the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted! I barely was able to swallow one of them. I mean come on, the things were soooo mushy that they just mooshed in your mouth, it was like toothpaste meat filling. I have no idea how I ate that back in the day! Now I'm just grossed out by the taste & texture of it, I will never buy canned meat-filling things!

Have You Seen My Balls?


After a month of not driving in the city, I've seriously lost the nerve and become a complete chicken! I went to Philly today to get some books & pay for my parking and it was one of the worst drives ever. I completely forgot how crazy drivers are there & insane pedestrians and bums. There'd be random people popping out of nowhere and by the time you see them, you could have easily run them over. Oh but I'm not worried though, I think the incident fueled my anger so I'll be back to my aggressive driving in no time. To drive in the city you got to have the mentality of being the F'er or become the F'ed.

Bon Appetit


New month, well more like new year now leads to new crazes. I really have no idea why I get such weird cravings.

1. Starbucks' Caramel Apple Cider (with extra caramel, yes I need the EXTRA)
2. Spinach & Mushroom Quesadillas (does anyone else get that weird filmy layer over their teeth when they eat spinach or is that just me?)
3. 100 Calorie Packs/Oreo & Chips Ahoy ones (I can eat many and not feel bad about it)
4. Turkey Hill's Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream
5. Steamed Asian Buns (Mun Toe?)
6. Kix Cereal
7. Twizzlers
8. Aji Ichiban's Mango Gummies

Screaming Flashback


So I got beat up today....by my own dog. I was laying there on the bed reading when out of nowhere, he jumped up and whacked me in the face. Literally, his head smashed right into my cheek, I swear it made the loudest clunk noise. I of course fell backward and I thought that he'd suffer from a concussion or something. But of course, he was fine, still wagging his tail and panting like a spaz. Of course I was a huge spaz as well, screaming in pain. Dude, it really hurt, it felt like someone dropped a bowling ball on my face. To top it all off, it had to start swelling, that was a load of fun!

Well, the madre comes running up the stairs telling me to calm down cause she said I sounded like someone was trying to murder me. Ok, a bit of exaggeration, I did scream in pain but it wasn't like I was screaming bloody murder for the past 5 minutes. Whatever, it's their job to blow things out of proportion. She then tells me about an incident that happened when I was like about 5 or 6. Apparently we had still lived in the apartment that was upstairs and one afternoon I had been crying & screaming about something but I eventually stopped after a while. Like 30 minutes later, cops show up at the door and my mom goes to answer it, I peek and my mom thought it would be funny to tell me in chinese that the cops were here to get me because I was bad. Why do asian parents like to threaten children saying that police will take them away if they're bad? I will never understand that. Well of course I believe her and start crying, the cops are freaked of course. They ask my mom if they can come in and check me out, so my mom is weirded out and calls my dad home too. In the end, apparently our psychotic neighbor downstairs called the police and told them that my mother murdered me! She said that she had heard crying & then it suddenly stopped, so obviously my mother had chopped me up into pieces. Luckily they see that I'm alive and fine and leave. I think later my parents found out that the neighbor had recently been dumped by her husband and was going mental.

I can't believe that I don't remember this incident whatsoever. Of course she felt the need to remind me to warn me that if I kept up my supposed screaming, our neighbor Betty would call the cops on us too! Way to turn any incident into a moral-telling story.

Take It and Shove It, Township & Stupid Rules...


Why are people so stupid? I swear, it's like their brains do not function and they don't understand how to think in any other way. News flash, you can't follow a set programmed mindset when it completely doesn't relate to the situation. So we tried to get Cinnamon his license. I still don't understand why we need to pay them to have a dog, freaking ridiculous. Well, apparently they now have this "rule" that the rabies shot needs to be valid until November of 2005. Cinnamon got his back in September and it'll be good for one year, obviously he got a shot in September because he was born in March. So we tried explaining to them that he already has a rabies shot and that he'll get another one this year when it's not effective. Did they listen, of course not, they just kept repeating they can't give us the license unless he's valid until November. What the f? Are they trying to tell me every dog managed to get their rabies shot in November of 2004?? I just don't want to let him go get another shot when he's good until September...yes I'm being paranoid but I'm just worried if it'll have any side effects later on. It's just so stupid because we have to get him the license but in doing so, I'll have to make him get an unecessary shot. If I had my way, I'd give them all rabies shots in their fat lazy asses since that's obviously where their brain is since they don't seem to be able to use it!

Drunken Charades


Since we all had our own plans for New Year's Eve, the girls & I had our sleepover on New Year's Day. Just to clarify, NO we did not strip down to our undies and have a pillow fight. I do not even know how many times I have to explain to stupid boys that is not what we do! Why do they even think that? Do we often engage in lesbianic actions that make you think we do so? It's not even like I think that when boys hang out, you guys play swords and then smack each other in the faces with your twigs.

It was fun though, the usual crap that we crazy girls engage in. Of course they were on a task to become completely sh*tfaced, just because we could. Well, we played this Sex & the City Trivia game that they got me. It's pretty scary the amount I know, especially when I've only seen the episodes twice. You roll a dice to answer questions, well if you get a 6, then you have to perform the charade. Dude, they were hard cause they're not like normal charades, they're related to the show. There were clues like chardonnay, glazed donut, boob job, raging libido, fertility doctor...you get the point. Of course by this point, we were all tanked so trying to not use verbal cues and act this stuff out was pretty ridiculous. It was hilarious trying to guess stuff like phone sex and crotch adjustment. Watching Betty grab down there....we were all like, crabs, herpes, genital warts?? I had to get them to guess the Brooklyn Bridge, I was like holy crap. Well, as gracefully as I could, I tried doing the bridge like we used to in gymnastics, thankfully they got that. But I had no clue how I could get them to guess Brooklyn...I wanted to make out the initials BK, but I couldn't find a way to twist my fingers into those. So the only thing I could think of was crossing my arms like a thug...and of course Beth immediately got my point! Sometimes I think I do stupid things but when my friends are on the same wavelength, I think it proves otherwise. Ah, Jess had a good one too, she had pearl thong...the pearl was easy to get, I just didn't expect her to rip up her undies in the manner that she did, but hey, she got the point across.

The morning ended with us being complete biatches to one another and destroying each other in "I've Never." Well of course there was also "gratuitous" touching which I'm sure all the guys will be happy about. I think that next time, we'll just stick with endless rounds of drunken charades :P