Deja Spew
This morning I awoke to the wonderful sounds of Cinnamon barfing on my bed. Of course he couldn't have jumped off the bed and done it on the carpet, he chose to make my green sheets more colorful. Later on during the day while driving, the strangest sight occurred again. We were stopped at a light and I notice that the passenger side door opened, well the man inside decided to take this time to puke his brains out! What is with all the spewing today? Is it good luck that I saw it twice in one day, will I win the lottery now? My eyes have been so violated today.
Onto my angry ranting now...why don't people clean off the tops of their cars before driving?? Frickin it was like I was playing Frogger while driving, or even better yet, dodging flying sheets of snow! There were like a bajillion different sized cars with a full sheet of snow on their roofs, it looked like a mattress! Then of course either they would drive slow speeds where I would get a wonderful mist onto my windshield or they'd drive like aholes and I'd have giant boulders of snow fly at me! I'm not asking it to be 100% clean but don't drive with a mountain on your roof. If I can manage to reach my roof, everyone else should to...well unless you're a midget but then again why would you be driving? Too bad I can't be a cop, I would pull their asses over and then make them eat all the snow off.
Oooh even more agitation. Last Wed, because of the stupid snow, I was stuck in massive traffic and basically missed my class. I finally took down the mileage of that street that I was stuck on today. It was 1.7 miles, yes 1.7 miles, which took me how long to drive down? 2 1/2 hours!! 2 1/2 hours for 1.7 miles!
What else can I rant about? Hmm, how about that I wish the city had better ways of cleaning up the snow. It is soooo nasty to walk in. Everything is black & clumpy, or brown and lumpy...I don't even want to know why it is the color that it is. Of course my shoes get this nasty dirty residue lined on the bottom which makes me slide all over the sidewalk.
But of course being the way that I am, by buying something can put me in a better mood. Technically it's not really my faul that I bought some boots. I was starving after the library so I stopped at the mall to eat. Of course the table I was eating at was right in front of a shoe store so the entire time I was staring at the 30% sale signs. So I went in for a peek and gave in. I only was pushed more into buying the pair because this other girl was complimenting on how cute they looked, which of course I returned her the favor of telling her the shoes were hot (which they really were and I wasn't lying). So at the end of the day, 2 girls get to go home happy with shoes.
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