Drunken Charades


Since we all had our own plans for New Year's Eve, the girls & I had our sleepover on New Year's Day. Just to clarify, NO we did not strip down to our undies and have a pillow fight. I do not even know how many times I have to explain to stupid boys that is not what we do! Why do they even think that? Do we often engage in lesbianic actions that make you think we do so? It's not even like I think that when boys hang out, you guys play swords and then smack each other in the faces with your twigs.

It was fun though, the usual crap that we crazy girls engage in. Of course they were on a task to become completely sh*tfaced, just because we could. Well, we played this Sex & the City Trivia game that they got me. It's pretty scary the amount I know, especially when I've only seen the episodes twice. You roll a dice to answer questions, well if you get a 6, then you have to perform the charade. Dude, they were hard cause they're not like normal charades, they're related to the show. There were clues like chardonnay, glazed donut, boob job, raging libido, fertility doctor...you get the point. Of course by this point, we were all tanked so trying to not use verbal cues and act this stuff out was pretty ridiculous. It was hilarious trying to guess stuff like phone sex and crotch adjustment. Watching Betty grab down there....we were all like, crabs, herpes, genital warts?? I had to get them to guess the Brooklyn Bridge, I was like holy crap. Well, as gracefully as I could, I tried doing the bridge like we used to in gymnastics, thankfully they got that. But I had no clue how I could get them to guess Brooklyn...I wanted to make out the initials BK, but I couldn't find a way to twist my fingers into those. So the only thing I could think of was crossing my arms like a thug...and of course Beth immediately got my point! Sometimes I think I do stupid things but when my friends are on the same wavelength, I think it proves otherwise. Ah, Jess had a good one too, she had pearl thong...the pearl was easy to get, I just didn't expect her to rip up her undies in the manner that she did, but hey, she got the point across.

The morning ended with us being complete biatches to one another and destroying each other in "I've Never." Well of course there was also "gratuitous" touching which I'm sure all the guys will be happy about. I think that next time, we'll just stick with endless rounds of drunken charades :P