Turkey weekend

Highlights from the food comatose:

• Dropping an entire cheesecake onto my lap
• King crab legs & peking duck
• My team kicking ass in Taboo
• Abusive use of the buzzer. (Bzzzz) you!! Go (Bzzzzz) yourself!
• Michael (while looking at me): "Stoli, Greyg..." Me: "Vodka! You could've stopped at Stoli and I would have gotten it!"
• The endless break-ups & make-ups with Whitney
• Napoleon impressions
• Black Friday shopping! The best part, the free clutch baby!
• 5 sets of guys
• Jaegar bombs
• Salad dressing & chicken wing dance
• "Nanananana gasolina....nanananana gasolina!"
• Shadiest line ever, "I'm married but my wife doesn't get jealous."
• Jess fed up & screaming "I don't DO guys!!"....then being all over me

"I don't wanna grow up..."


Orange & green hotness!

I don't know how long it's been since I've been inside a ToysRUs! After delaying for months, I finally went today to buy some toys for my lil cousin in Macau. My fave pick out of all my buys was this robot thingy "Iz". His horn makes sounds and changes colors, twisting his ears plays sounds, his eyes wiggle, and apparently you can hook him up to an iPod and he'll go crazy. I think it's so cute! I'm so bad, I want to take him out to test but I can't cause it's not for me. It was interesting to see how different packaging is nowadays. When I was younger, it moved from the twisty-ties to the hard plastic rings that you had to cut with a scissor. Personally, I HATED the plastic rings because it took much longer to get your toy out. Esepcially if you had a pair of blunt scissors, you'd cut and cut, and it wouldn't break. But now, some of the toys are attached onto the box with these plastic backings that can only be removed by a screwdriver! That's way too much effort for getting a toy out.

"I think I'm turning Japanese..."

There's this older woman in some of my classes who's a tad bit annoying. Most of us joke and say that she'd be the one that we'd vote off for Survivor. But anyways, tonight she made some comments to me and I really didn't know how to respond. So here goes:

D:"So how long have you been doing origami?"
Me:"Uhm, not really that long. I only know how to do a few things actually."
D:"So then you're Japanese?"
Me:"No, I'm Chinese."
D:"But isn't origami Japanese?"
Me:"Yeah..."
D:"And you still do it?" (puzzled look)
Me:"Yeah..." (even more puzzled look)

Uhm yeah, what did she expect me to say? I don't know if she was just being ignorant or what.

Postal failure


Where's the other half?!?

Arrrggh, I was so mad when I got this in the mail today! I had originally thought that the mail was ripped in half so I wasn't that annoyed. But when I opened it, the two parts didn't fit together! The entire bottom half of both cards was missing!! Now I can't even read them (sorry chica). All they can do is stick it inside a plastic baggy that says "we care"?? We care my ass, if you cared, I'd have the other half. So apparently, I can f up and just stick the crap inside a bag and everything is fine and dandy. What if it was something official or like the clearance reports that I've been waiting for?

Bust a move

Last night, me and Jess were just being silly girls and making up all these “awesome” dance moves in the car. After we parked at the movie theater, Jess tells me to do my salad dressing move so I just do it. Then she proceeds to do her sexier dance which is doing an air guitar move while sticking her tongue in and out (which by the way so was not sexy at all). We’re just cracking up and continuing with our moves when I finally realize that the car parked facing us towards the left has someone sitting in it! The only reason why I noticed him was because I saw this coffee cup move up, I guess as he went for a drink. So he was watching us the entire time! So embarrassing! He probably thought we were having epileptic seizures or something. Well, I sulk down and literally roll out of the car and I never turned back once as I walked into the theater.

We ended up watching “Derailed”. It was an interesting movie, some disturbing scenes and twisted. Oh yeah, I also for the first time tried portabella fries, they were good!

Scrambie memories

• $16 x 4 = $48
• Lingering bathroom smells
• Bees are such stalkers
• Horses poo, a lot
• The "penis" game, boys have no shame
• Going off course into nowhere is still fun
• Walking into trees
• Mom jokes are enjoyed by everyone, even strangers
• Graffiti on benches & ladder
• Certain someone's dumb burp taking the elevator down (luckily I wasn't the victim)
• Paper airplanes, too bad they all just dove down
• "Path closed for season" sexual poses
• Scary maze
• The realization that we're all old!

Snubby snub snub

With the SEPTA strike still on, the traffic has been insane! No matter how early I leave, it's still bad. I'm assuming they think that instead of using traffic lights, having officers direct will make it smoother? Uhm, I think not, especially when I have to sit through like 6 green lights before a few cars can make it across. Anyways, so I finally make my turn and immediately I needed to get into the leftmost lane to make another turn. Well, the officer directs me in the opposite direction which would bring me right back onto the main highway that I just spent forever on. So I roll down my window and ask him politely what I was supposed to do to get to where I needed. He responds with, "You're old enough to drive, you're old enough to figure it out!!" Dude, I was so pissed off. If I knew every freaking road in the city, I wouldn't have asked you in the first place. It's not even like I was nasty about it, I really had no idea how else to get to school.

During class tonight, there was a small activity on molecules and states of matter. We moved out in the hallway and were in 2 groups. There's this one girl that I can't stand in the class, she's the type that always has to argue but just for the sake of arguing. No matter what comment you make, she finds a way to twist it around and get in your face about it. Well she was telling people what to do but what she was saying was wrong completely. Since everyone was yelling to do this, do that, no one really actually did anything. So the professor jokingly told us that we all sucked. Once we go back into the room, the professor asks us the benefits & limitations of using that activity. The Joker(annoying girl-when she does her smirk she reminds me of the Joker from Batman) says "Well, when you have people who care so much about what others think, aren't willing to be uninhibited, they mess up the entire activity!" While she says this, she's looking over at us too. Woah, total psycho. It's obvious that she feels the need to always get positive feedback and took offense to the you guys suck joke made by the professor. It wasn't even that we cared what other people thought, it was more like we just didn't care in general. Besides, if we knew what we were doing or had someone who did, we really wouldn't have sucked.