Turkey weekend

Highlights from the food comatose:

• Dropping an entire cheesecake onto my lap
• King crab legs & peking duck
• My team kicking ass in Taboo
• Abusive use of the buzzer. (Bzzzz) you!! Go (Bzzzzz) yourself!
• Michael (while looking at me): "Stoli, Greyg..." Me: "Vodka! You could've stopped at Stoli and I would have gotten it!"
• The endless break-ups & make-ups with Whitney
• Napoleon impressions
• Black Friday shopping! The best part, the free clutch baby!
• 5 sets of guys
• Jaegar bombs
• Salad dressing & chicken wing dance
• "Nanananana gasolina....nanananana gasolina!"
• Shadiest line ever, "I'm married but my wife doesn't get jealous."
• Jess fed up & screaming "I don't DO guys!!"....then being all over me