Frozen Bellini's & 2am conversations


J: "I could never imagine being with an obese person. It would just be physically impossible!"
S: "Yeah, it'd be like trying to stick a tree into an acorn. That's a hard thing to do. Oh, I was having this conversation with other people the other night but could you picture two really skinny people? It'd be like rubbing two sticks together and starting a fire!"
J: "What you mean like two men?"
S: "No, a skinny boy & a skinny girl. Besides, why would two men be rubbing those two sticks together? I think that they have fun by going through the back door. "
J: "Oh, you're right, so it would be more like one stick rubbing and the other just chilling."
S: "Yeah sure, I'm really not trying to picture this right now."
J: "Speaking of that, wouldn't action in the back door remind you of pooping? I would be afraid of pooping on them!"
S: "Eww, I don't think that you could poop on them during that but I do know that some women going through child labor may take a crap."
J: "Oh, because of all that pushing? I could see myself farting the whole time."