Seeing stars

Once again, things that normally would not happen to anyone decides to fall upon me.

I was in a store picking up universal sand to use for a lab. As I was walking towards the shelving, I walked passed the employees entrance door. The guy behind it must have whacked the door open real hard because the next thing I know, the edge of the door has smacked me right in the forehead. I fall to the ground and am dizzy for a few minutes as tears just come pouring out uncontrollably.

I'm still trying to figure out what happened and wouldn't you know it, he starts to yell at me saying that I was standing too close to the door. I look at him in disbelief and tell him that I was hit by him so he had no right to be yelling at me. Not to mention the fact that had I really been standing too close to the door, then the edge wouldn't have hit me in the forehead, instead it would've just smashed my face.

Luckily, it was only swollen for a day. However, it still stings when I put pressure on it. I swear, I don't know how I have this kind of luck. If only I'd hit the lottery with these kinds of odds.