Uh duh!

I was at Quiznos for lunch today and I noticed that they had a picture of this new "double bacon BLT" and it looked really good. Since my eyes & brain don't allow me to read lit boards, especially those with white backgrounds, I quickly asked Kevin to read me what was inside of that new sandwich. His response, "Uhm, it's a DOUBLE bacon, BLT...what do you think is in it?" At that very moment, it clicked...yeah, not too smart on my part.

The other night, my uncle was trying to tell me to push the "audio" key on the controller but I thought he said "au see" (cantonese for take a crap). So I kept asking him who took a crap and he gave me the strangest look. Though I think he was mad at me because he thought I was making fun of his English but I really thought he said the crap phrase.

You know the saying, "it's all fun and games until someone's eye gets poked out"? Let's just say that by accident tonight, I poked someone's eye, though I think they moved their eye onto my finger. My finger seriously went in like halfway into the socket, it was so scary! But I'm still very sorry though!