Crazy weekend in CT, son! (Pt. 1)

Saturday:
The girls and I left around 9ish for CT and the drive wasn't too bad. I really didn't want to drive since I do so much normally but no one else wanted to so I got suckered in. We would've gotten to Beth's sooner except we hit dead-lock traffic on the Merrit Pkwy. We found out that the traffic was all because of some moron who left their sentra in the middle of the road/shoulder. Eventually we made it into Hamden and Beth brought us to New Haven to go to the boutique where she bought me my bday bracelet. All of us wanted to buy more so that was on our list of things to do. I ended up picking up 2 more, they're really decently price, from $8-$12. Afterwards we went back to Beth's apt and just hung around till dinner came along. Jess & Lyd ended up taking the longest nap (even though I drove) so I had to stay up to keep Betty company. But it was good though, she got me to "ok" all her outfits and help pick out sets, that way she wouldn't have to call me up at 7am to ask if it'd be okay to wear something (yes, she does that). After 6:30 hit, we had to drag the other 2 girls up to go to dinner at Bertucci's.

After dinner, we went back to Beth's again to surprise her with her belated bday festivities. Then we all got ready to go out for the night. We ended up going to Rachel's to pregame first and then went out to Playwright. That bar/club was so huge, best part is that there's no smoking allowed! Me & Jess had quite a lot of shots but strangely I was perfectly fine. I think it might have been the red bull shot that was keeping me going. But man, are there stories from that place. There was a really skeezy guy that approached us, all because of Lydia. He was soo gross! But he came up to Lydia and was like, "You look Arab, I have a friend who's very shy and just came here and I'd really like to help him learn to talk to girls...blah blah." Lyd was so blunt and just told him she wasn't interested, she had a bf but the guy wouldn't quit. He then introduced himself to me & Jess and completely slobbered over our hands, I tried so hard to wipe it off on my pants. Jess was on the ball though, when he asked for our names she said that her name was Veronica, that I was Samantha and then Lyd decides to give her real name. The funny part was that Jess had him going that she was Native American and that I was Hawaiian. But the guy was a jerk though, he told Lyd that he would go away if we told him to so she did. Well, hours later, he comes back and Lyd is like get away from me and he ends up cursing her off in Arab. What an ass!

Oh the fun doesn't stop there. I go to the bathroom with Jess and she ends up going into a single handicap room so I wait for her outside. I think back now and I think this guy purposely bumped into me so that I would have to apologize to him. The moment I apologize, he starts feeling me up telling me it's okay. Like I'm talking hands around my waist, rubbing my arms and back. He was alright, definitely not skeezy like the 1st guy but I was just uncomfortable because he had me cornered and was all up my grill. He asked, "Do you want me to go beat up the person in the bathroom so that you can go?" Ok, why does every guy think that I need them to beat up people? I was like, "Uhm, I'm just waiting for my friend." Finally Jess pops out and he's like, "You two are so beautiful, I think Asian women are so much hotter than blondes and excuse me for saying this, White girls! Do you have boyfriends?" So we both were like yes and he asked why we were alone then. So I told him, "It's girls' night out." While continuing to molest me, he asks, "Ok, what's that about? I think it's a lie, why would you be here and your boyfriends be at home?" Unfortunately, neither one of us can be mean and nasty so I'm already giving him signs that I'm not interested and he keeps saying, "I've never been with Asian women before.." Uhm what, did you think that me & Jess would give you a 3-some? Unfortunately (but luckily), out of nowhere I feel something at my feet. I look down and this girl blacked out and fell to my feet. I freaked out and tried to lift her and so did Jess, while her boyfriend is still completely unaware of this. Eventually he sees and the 3 of us try to lift her up and we drag her into that one room bathroom. I still don't know why he couldn't have picked her up by himself, I definitely was not able to hold her up! So the 4 of us are in the bathroom trying to splash water to get her awake and she just keeps passing out every other second. Then, since the bathroom wasn't locked, another girl comes in and says, "I'm really sorry but I'm about to piss my pants." Yeah, so she pees there while we're all in the same room and then leaves. Only after when we throw ice down her shirt does she wake up. Once we filled her in on what happened, she asks "did I look really gross?" I really don't think that was the important issue but whatever. Since she was fine, we left and darted back up before asian fetish guy could flag us down. All I can say is that was some crazy stuff!