Uhmm, could it have been any hotter today? You seriously could make some scrambled eggs on the hood of your car. I would have to say the biggest highlight of the day was getting Alisa back for the night she shot me in the eye with windshield wiper fluid. Let's just say I accidentally got PepsiTwist into her eyes...yeah so the lemon burns now does it? But then later on I got spaghetti onto her leg so she dropped paint & primer onto my head, so I'm not quite sure we're even yet. Ughh, painting, sanding, priming, taping...all that painter/carpenter/Home Depot Man crap is tiring as hell. All I can say is that I'm glad that's not my job for life, I feel their pain. We were doing the kitchen for at least 8 hours and we're not even done yet. Like it all seemed confusing as hell but easy in process...but yeah...spoke too soon. Like it's sooo annoying having to constantly retape edges and stuff. Also, like having to move the ladder, having to move the pans...like why can't they make paints that float to your level so you don't have to break your back trying to redip? I can't even count the number of times I accidentally slammed myself against wet paint or slipped on the stupid drop cloths! Yoo, it's mad hot up near the ceiling area...I think I sweated off 10 pounds by just being up there. Not to mention sniffing the fumes and stuff...so we got high, just kiddin. Oh totally ewww...paint thinner...uhm yeah, it burns like crap and it even seeps thru a towel that we tried covering our face with too. But as of what's done now...it looks really good, everyone thought I had previously done this before...yeah for me....hopefully we can wrap it up tomorrow :P

So I woke up this morning with my shoulder & neck muslces hurting like crazy, it seriously felt like an elephant had slept on me the whole entire night. Let me just say that BenGay stuff burns...like real hot. Maybe I'm just weird, I like applying cold stuff, not hot stuff to my body. But you would think I'd be wise, come on, the stuff is called BenGay...obviously it's gonna be hottt! Yeah I know, that was gay. It's been a very productive day today, I actually felt accomplished, not to mention all these weird incidents that make me question everything. So I finally went to get my oil changed but Alisa went just cause of what happened during winter break. Please explain why everyone, well mostly older men, think that two girls walking in automatically makes us lesbians? Well anyways, the guy who actually changed the oil was bald, greasy, had his shirt opened, just plain molester looking...the whole entire time, just gave us these looks. I'm thinking, just change the oil and don't get off on my car. But of course we thought it be funny if I touched her a lil more just to let them get more of what they thought already. Okay so since I promised Lis' mom that I would help remodel/decorate the kitchen, we decided to go to Home Depot. Yeah, that would be a first for me going into a store like that on my own. This guy came up to us while we were checking out cabinets & stains and just assumed we were a "couple" or something. Uhm would that be the 2nd time today that's happened? It's not even like we hold hands and grab each other...we just happen to be looking at stuff together. Guys seriously need to tone down their fantasies of lesbos and making every pair of girls into one. Well this is totally random, just before I was looking through the bags of stuff that my mom wanted to donate from her closet. Please explain why I found the most hideous dress and tried it on? It's polka dot...like huge polka dots...it's a white dress with polka dots, and it has these huge shoulder pad things & puffiness on the top....to me, it looks like you're a quarterback wearing a dress. I'm just glad I wasn't in that era where it was cool to wear that :P

Ahh, what a night...first night all the chicas were present. I swear, the weirdest stuff always happens to us & of course we always say the nastiest stuff when someone happens to walk by. So we were in the restaurant just talking and of course one of them had to scream out, "I never sleep with pants on!" Well this 30-year old man walks on by and just keeps smiling and staring as he walks by. Later on, we go for a coffee shop and it's always so Sex & the City with us...it's like the most pervy convos ever in the most public places. As we were walking in, these 2 girls were completely staring us down. We were joking saying they were trying to figure out who paired with who. Well, we saw them later on and apparently they were a lil too "in" to each other...one girl got pinned up against a car and got quite the makeout session. Uhm scuse me...so when girls come in looking all tight & stuff, so that automatically makes us lesbos or something? So yeah, all I know is why do all those sick sexual crap only happen to girls...like dirty sanchez, angry dragon, joy squirt...you name it, only directed at girls. Why don't guys get these nasty beat downs? But oh man, this only happens to me...just before I walked Lis out and we were talking while she sat inside her car...guess what happened? Yeah, I got squirted in the eye with her windshield wiper fluid! She was like oh my, I didn't know it could go that far. Only me :P

Oh man, been so busy...I wanted to do this cute blog of what I'll miss most and stuff but I really don't want to get teary-eyed at this moment. So yeah...I got like an insane amount of mosquito bites from the other night. The worst part is, they've swelled up to like Lego waffle sizes. The nastiest one is this area on my leg where they 3 bites resemble a triangle..cept now the bottom two have swelled and merged into one bad mofo! Since the itching was killing me, I went to CVS to get some of that Ivarest cream stuff...of course I couldn't find it so a guy saw me wandering around asked me if I need any help. Not realizing what I was really saying, I was like "I'm looking for some of that tinted cream stuff that'll stop the itching!" So he was like uhmm, do you have a prescription? I was like why do I need a prescription for a bug bites?? So he was like ohhh, I see now. Yeah..apparently he thought I need like some cream for the genital area or something? Good one. But I did see that they have a new flavor for Starbursts....yeah, my new craze is that for now...it's sick...I get something new all the time and I think I eat so much of it that I get so sick of it and just start on something else.