Sunday, June 15, 2003

Ahh, what a night...first night all the chicas were present. I swear, the weirdest stuff always happens to us & of course we always say the nastiest stuff when someone happens to walk by. So we were in the restaurant just talking and of course one of them had to scream out, "I never sleep with pants on!" Well this 30-year old man walks on by and just keeps smiling and staring as he walks by. Later on, we go for a coffee shop and it's always so Sex & the City with us...it's like the most pervy convos ever in the most public places. As we were walking in, these 2 girls were completely staring us down. We were joking saying they were trying to figure out who paired with who. Well, we saw them later on and apparently they were a lil too "in" to each other...one girl got pinned up against a car and got quite the makeout session. Uhm scuse me...so when girls come in looking all tight & stuff, so that automatically makes us lesbos or something? So yeah, all I know is why do all those sick sexual crap only happen to girls...like dirty sanchez, angry dragon, joy squirt...you name it, only directed at girls. Why don't guys get these nasty beat downs? But oh man, this only happens to me...just before I walked Lis out and we were talking while she sat inside her car...guess what happened? Yeah, I got squirted in the eye with her windshield wiper fluid! She was like oh my, I didn't know it could go that far. Only me :P

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