Yeah, so I got a wonderful surprise in the middle of cooking tonight. So Emmy comes running into the kitchen to tell me that....there's water all over the bathroom cause the toilet had apparently overflowed! Yeah, it was so nice stepping in all that water, I'm just soo grateful it wasn't turd water or I would have totally flipped a shit. So there we were, massively killing a roll of Bounty, which by the way is so NOT the quilted quicker picker upper! We'd probably be better off getting the water out by sipping it through a straw. At least it's all finally clean now...yeah, I defintely soaked my feet before. I think I've had enough surprises for one night :P

Could the weather have sucked anymore today? It was freezing and I must have gotten soaked like 100 times not to mention the numerous amount of times I would have slipped and fallen on my ass (not too bright to wear thong sandals). Of course there was some pretty boy who was complaining just about getting wet...I was like dude, screw getting wet...it's freezing! Way to get your priorities straight! Ah, but the best rememdy for rainy days is....baking chocolate chip cookies! Mmmm...me & em tried making this monster cookie ring...but it eventually closed up and looked more like a belly button. So I was entertaining em with the usual nightly concerts...yeah...me & lord of the dance moves=bruises....yeah, somehow I was trying to do the massive jump with the psycho leg flying...well I ended up kicking my heel into my other foot...could it have hurt anymore? :P

Dude, I must have woken up to every type of alarm possible..and that does include the stupid fire alarm. So for some strange reason I slammed my head into the wall in bed this morning...as if the trunk incident wasn't enough, but at that point I knew it was going to be one of those mornings. The buses, that's where the aggravation began...4 buses, yes count that, 4, that came by but I couldn't squeeze onto them. So when I finally do, I have nothing to hold on to, it's obvious I can't reach the top bar, I'm not even gonna kid myself. I find this lil piece of the low bar and hold on for dear life but of course all the a-holes holding it are way taller than me and should be behind me. But of course no one moves. Well yeah, the bus driver must have been drunk off vodka or something and swerved like a mofo, so there I go flying onto someone's lap...this happens like 5 times but only cause everyone else in front of me flies back and knocks me. Yeah, that was one happy ride :P

Being aggravated cause the cable went out this morning=late for work

Other teller calling out sick=very stressed & overworked Stay-C (mucho money cuts)

Having the nerdy man purposely let go of the front door=very pissed off & ready to bust some balls

Cooking pasta tonight=pasta sauce spurting at me cause I didn't realize it was on high (luckily I wore red)

Secret plan w/the explorer=Nye chai & pretend "burning sensation"

Visit from 2 of the sexiest guys=a failed stalker mission

5 servings of caffeine all day=way too awake & too many runs to the potter

Dunkin Donuts at 12:30=priceless ;)

I was so highly entertained everywhere I went today! This morning in that stupid neuro-bio class...I got to watch some rats completely binge drinking..it was hilarious. They were all doing these "happy" dances (and no, I don't mean dry humping). It's funny cause you can't normally get a rat to drink alcohol, they despise it but when it's paired with another stimulus, they'll drink it when not forced...basically the prof was showing us how drug addictions occur. Later on, this asian dude with a completely shaven head..I mean like monk looking, very shiny & smooth sat in front of me. I just kept staring at his head, holding myself back from rubbing it. The funniest thing is he had all these folds whenever he made a face or something...kinda like a pug with the skin in layers over one another. He probably could roll quarters with his head if he really wanted to. So I almost ran out to beat up Em this evening. I was sittin at this lovely comp when I hear that a rock was thrown at my screen...well I couldn't really tell who it was and I was like what stupid punk would throw rocks at me when I can see them? Well apparently it was Em and she was waving at me but I thought it was the stupid punk mocking me...but I kinda thought it was her but I wasn't sure so I ran out into the hallway ready to rip some ass but behold it was the foolish roomie throwing rocks at my window! Eh, better than a stalker ;) --- just for you "Just when I thought that you were gone...there you are...to rape me and try on my clothes" :P

So apparently a few people had dreams about me these past few nights...though most of them can't remember them at all now. Apparently in Beth's dream, I went out to the bars & skanked out with her and later on I did all these slutty hip dances...hmmmm, she sees it as a foreshadowment...right right. Maybe I was Shakira on crack? Ha. Good dreams are those with endless food...like candy land...that'd be so f'in awesome. Jellybean bushes, gummi bear trees, twizzler grass, lollipops...and of course, a pool of chocolate pudding...oh yeah babyeee. I wonder how much it costs to fill up a pool with pudding? That'd be a whole lotta loving there. The funny part is that me & a bunch of my friends back in hs wanted to turn the pool water in school into jello but it'd cost too much! Plus, I'm really not sure how'd we get the heating to change and stuff, hmm, maybe the chlorine would keep it from jello-fying anyways. Oh man, today from 5:30-9, we weren't gonna have any water cause of a water main break or something...yo, try not using the potter for that long. My theory, just pee & not flush it...let it collect..haha. Mmmm, apple juice ;) So I killed some brain cells by playin MarioKart today, yeah I totally suck but at least I got the nifty swirly imprint on my thumb from using the control buttons too much! You're set after that, once you get the imprint, it's all good.

Ergh...waking up early today was worse than shoving toothpicks in my eyeballs! Had a great time for Kev's bday...yeah you're finally legal! Too bad I'm still gonna have to force the drinks into him. I'd just wanted to thank everyone again for going and just plain having fun. I don't think I'll ever look at the guys in the same light..haha ;) Too sexy. This guy from class today, completely fell asleep and was snoring sooo loud. The prof just stopped teaching and stared at him...then finally someone threw an eraser at his head and woke him up...man, I'd die if I were him. Not that I'm much better than that, I was zoning in and out yesterday for this stupid class, and I guess I had used my pen to hold up my head or something...so basically when I dozed off I ended up poking myself in the eye with it. Yeah, I should have gotten 10 points for that. Argh, totally forgot, I was so aggravated...the guy next to me in class this morning...just sat there staring at my notes and copying everything that I wrote...riiight, is it just me or do you have ears too? Use them and write your own damn notes.

Yeah!! I just won at MP3 for the first time against Dora & Kev...I owe it all to DK and his humongo boobies! Roar. Yo, the funniest incident was when me & the explorer made the same exact asian angry face...so weird. Unagi. We had a lil incident with dinner tonight when the fire alarm was set off and I was standing on a chair to fan it..yeah very ghetto but it gets the job done. Then afterwards when me & em go out in the living room, we hear these sirens and flashing lights and we freak cause we think the firefighters are here...but no, it was just the TV...not too bright eh. So I go throw out the trash with Em...the hallway...it smells like seaweed or something..I felt like Ariel or something. It stinked so badly and I was like ewww. As I open the door to the trash room, the smell was hmmm not pleasant and I say, "eww, it's raunch!" So these 2 homos in Hawaiian prints & hats start cracking up and say dude, she won't even go into it. Riiight, cause it smells like crap and I'd go into it. Whatever, they're on the most wanted men line-up now :P

Man, this morning was one of those were you wished you just stayed in bed. The 3-tag team had encounters of similiar reactions to possibly the coffee this morning. All I know was that I've never felt so nauseous in my life and had to hold it for a whole class & the way back. Sooo messed up. It's probably the stupid heat that's screwing with my system as well. I was so whacko last night, I don't know what the hell was wrong with me...maybe I ate too much bacon. All I know, is to beware of the Panty Raider! Totally random though, there's this same guy that I see sitting downtown...he just sits there shaking...I feel so bad, I wanna give him something but I really don't know if I should. That's the only problem with downtown, I hate seeing stuff like that cause I feel really horrible sometimes, I dunno, it's weird. Anywho, I was talking to Betty before and we decided that the world would be much better if it was run by us 5 (well Lyd is the spokesperson cause she's way smarter than me & beth put together). It'd be so hot (haha). Most intelligent remark today: "eating corn makes you shit it all out but since it's so hot out, it'd probably come out as popcorn!"

Hmmm...lemme just say....me, bacon, & oil do not mix. It was insane, I must have been yelling every other second cause the fat of the bacon (alright, all of it is fat but it's soooo good) would explode and come attack in formation on my arms. That's great, I have battle wounds from frying bacon..haha :P Oh, this afternoon made my entire day....I had 2 guys go in the closet with each other. Oh yeah baby...door closed and everything. Haha, alright, they were coming in to fix everything that I had been complaining bout and outta nowhere the 2 of them just go into my closet and shut the door. I was like oooh. Maybe they tried on me & em's clothes...ya never know...hehe.

Woke up to the sounds of the choir singing in temple this morning...very interesting. I was like, woah, am i dead or something? Muchos mishaps this morning, I'm definitely a huge klutz. I went into the kitchen to see what they were doing and I ended up tripping on Dora's sandals and slamming my arm into the fridge door. Then later on, Em's Pantene bottle took a suicidial dive and aimed right at my foot! Yeah, I was screamin, they probabaly thought I was doing weird stuff in there. Dude, you know what I read that was really disturbing? In like 1654 or something, they had this Massachusetts' Stubborn Child Act which permitted parents to put "stubborn" children to death for non-compliance and stuff. How many of us would be dead by now? I serioulsy don't know how people could have been so retarded. Actually sickens me with their ignorance. Oh, not to mention back then they thought that self-stimulation was masturbatory insanity....half of the guys in the dorm floor would be locked up if that were still the case.

If I had a dollar for everytime someone asked me if I worked at American Eagle tonight, I'd be able to buy a scooter, ooh that rhymes with cooter. I saw all these cute Halloween costumes, they even had slutty witches. That's great, as if being slutty wasn't enough, they have slutty witches. What, do they pole dance with their brooms or pop out naked from their cauldrons? Oh wait, maybe that's too stripper-ish, I dunno. Oooh, I didn't get carded before...so sweet. Highlight of the evening, this stupid incident with the damn window that I'm not even gonna get into....ugh, I have work tomorrow too, so lame.

Why am I so completely lost from this morning class? It's like freakin neuro-bio or something...he kept drawing these pictures and throwing every possible $10 word out and I'm like wtf? Not to mention he said this was the simplest form...uhm okay, sure it's simple if we all had Ph.D's in bio...he needs to calm down. Instead of having mouth diarrhea like me he has vocabulary diarrhea...like 50 words a minute, synapse, action potential, amphetamine, dopamine, GABA, propagation, reuptake...blah blah. I'd like to reuptake all that you said. Ergh. At least the 1st week of classes is over though, just think, 3 1/2 more months :P For some strange reason I can't stop staring outside our window, like everytime someone walks by I have to look. Maybe it's something in the water that makes you stalker-ish. Or probably just cause I'm on a caffeine high, I used soo much coffee..mmm...not to mention I sent my roomie on a caffeine rush that gave her insomnia, oopsy! Whoa, I just noticed that M stares at the people too...so I'm not the only one.

First day of classes finally over with....yesh. Eh, woke up early for my 9:50 class...where I realized this class is more like a neuro-bio class....yeah...I'm gonna die. Of course the buses were retarded again...way too many freshman. It's funny watchin all of them breaking out the maps and completely not knowing where the stops and buildings were! Yeah yeah, I know that's mean but I'm a senior so it's allowed! At least mostly everything is settled for the apartemento. I used this 1000 flushes thing in the toilet..yah it makes the water all blue and obviously after your business it turns green...yea I was so highly amused by that. Last night, me and the partner in crime played with the lil toys by the sink...they made all these farting noises and stuf. Yeah, simple pleasures for simple minds I guess. Well while cooking before, the food decided to make the oil start like literally dancing around like lil fountains...I totally freaked. Besides that retardness, I forgot the windows and blinds were open in my room and almost stepped out to change into my pj's...yeah...good one. I'm so random now, all my thoughts are so jumbled right now. I must have regressed to a 3 year old with food..this morning the Amaretto creamer shot at my shirt, the garlic completely lunged at me, then the oil, and then the pepper sauce....I think I need a bib :P Oh, I so wasn't used to all the walking for classes...like midway to the train station, I was like I can't go on anymore, I'm going home, but of course I was dragged to the grease trucks still. On the way home, stopped by BK for those slurpee like things...sooo good and relieving....I kept giving myself a brain freeze and making these weird faces and Kev was like dude, slow down...but i was like I can't, it's soo good! Maybe it's a maso-deal, I dunno.