If I had a dollar for everytime someone asked me if I worked at American Eagle tonight, I'd be able to buy a scooter, ooh that rhymes with cooter. I saw all these cute Halloween costumes, they even had slutty witches. That's great, as if being slutty wasn't enough, they have slutty witches. What, do they pole dance with their brooms or pop out naked from their cauldrons? Oh wait, maybe that's too stripper-ish, I dunno. Oooh, I didn't get carded before...so sweet. Highlight of the evening, this stupid incident with the damn window that I'm not even gonna get into....ugh, I have work tomorrow too, so lame.