Damnit, this really weird/kinda looney guy has suddenly started to come back to the bank again...and he still remembers my name and is literally in MY grill. Everyone else finds it funny, they're like ooooh...uhm yeah, not cool, especially when he makes me feel really uncomfortable. Lovely, they're like fixin up 18 or something...it so confused me and everyone on the road...they just shut off the middle lane..yeah, cause where do they expect all the cars to go? I swear, they like pick outta the hat everyday to see how they can piss off all the drivers. Def quite the night though w/Lis & Kev: private concert, a waitress that remembers our drinks, jersey freeze, suicidial moth attacks, "undercover civilian car", weird monkey boobs, Boyd brothers, traumatizing sponge bath scene, exposed butt crack, hubcap vs. rims, sock puppets for weird places....yeah....I think I laughed off my spleen tonight. Just for you matzoh ball..."ooooh oooohh are you in?"

All I can say is that today was definitely random and weird. The whole comps crashed (yet again) cept this time it was huge and we had to call the Cali IT...well the guy I was on the phone with was such a weirdo...while trying to fix my comp he kept saying weird things to me. Then later on while I was using it, he just starts fixing it and moving crap around so when he called back again, he was like sorry I molested your comp without your consent...uhm what the hell? Then after fixing it he says, "was it good for you too?" Oh my god...please tell me wtf that was about, cause yeah, I got off on having my comp fixed! But yah, my thoughts are fried and my ears are burnt from being on the phone every other minute....=P Just to please you Mr. I Scream BooYahBoogie when I jump out at ya..."Today's blog: worked, on the phone, on the phone, and some more on the phone....." =)

Why am I such a spaz? I finally got the dreaded blood work done this morning...I was flipping out the whole entire car ride there and I told my parents that they'd have to drag me and the car seat out to get me into the office. I don't think anyone understands how freaked I get about needles, I swear I have like panic attacks. So my mom went first which so didn't ease me at all, it took forever to find her vein or something. Apparently I have low blood pressure now, whatever, I'm still living. So I was lyin down and she was all ready to shove it into my left arm..apparently the vein was too thin so she couldn't take any outta it so she had to move onto the right arm. Wtf? I was poked twice...and of course I started getting hysterical cause that's just what naturally happens. Well, she couldn't get the right arm initially either and she freaked cause she felt bad for doing this to me...but eventually she got what she needed. I look like I shoot up heroin or something cause I have all these spots on my arms now. My dad is tight with the doc so they were like we heard you passed out twice, that's not good. I was like really, I thought making an ass out of myself in front of everyone was enough already. He was like well how was the concert? I was like for the most part when I was conscious, good. I felt bad, they didn't know if they were supposed to laugh or not...I was like it's all good, I'm cool with cracking on myself, it was meant as a joke. But that has got to be the worst experience for me, now here comes just the waiting.....

Work was as bad as I imagined it'd be...it's really insane when I'm the only one and on a monday too...everybody deposits today. Of course things decided to be extra hectic too...not to mention the stupid MicroFilm that started making that really ANNOYING beeping sound non-stop! Eh at least I made it out alive, though my back feels like it's about to crack in 3 places. I had like time to kill before the bday dinner so I wandered into Sam Ash...all the pieces I wanted were sold out of course =P What is with me and attracting all the weirdos? This guy was like, "You have nice arms..you play the cello right?" I was like uhhhhh no. He was like,"Really? You sure. You really should, you seem right for it, why don't you try it out?" Uhm yeah, cause I was about to place a cello right there. Dude, the cello is like my height, where's the logic there? Why didn't he just ask me to play the bassoon then? Man, I've had 3 bday cakes in the past week...I'm going to become such a fatass soon, very roly-poly! Ahhhh. Alrighty, besides the fear of my ass becoming the size of the moon, I'm so dreading tomorrow morning. Apparently my mom had made the appointment to get my blood taken out for some tests...ughhh, I can't do it!! I can barely take a shot, there's no way I can sit there while they draw blood outta me, I'm so gonna pass out while doing it too...which so completely defeats the purpose of me going in the first place. Yeah well maybe I'm just going to hot glue the door so I can get locked in my room and not go...

There goes another "quite" the weekend. Ergh, I can't believe that summer is like half over already...so where was my break? =P I watched so many movies this weekend....I'm officially a couch potato, just slap on some fat red lips, a lil moustache, and a black hat and I can be Mr. Potato Head. The funniest thing I heard the other day was, "Are you shaved? Cause fur pie doesn't sell." Haha, didn't know that you could say that on TV. You'd be surprised what I see, esp. when it's Alisa that tells me to watch something..I swear it's always like XXX stuff or something. My eyes always do a double take and then my jaws drop down to the floor. Sweet thing was we both sorta didn't get carded..there'a first. Eww, the DirectTV guy finally came back today and when I came downstairs to get my crap off the table he looked at me and then he turned back to look again...uhm yeah buddy, not much to look here.

Oh man, I am so sore from all of today...let's just say that today was when I first truly had the chance to enjoy the fun of being on summer break! :) I think the best part was when I was trying to be slick by getting Kev sprayed by the water, only for me to turn around and have it splash into my own face...yeah, I was too busy laughing and then I get it right back at myself...guess I deserved it =P I still stand by that Kev kicked me off...you're going down for that. Ah, oh yeah..I felt this huge prick like on my hip/arse area...I thought I had bumped into a splinter or the hot railing...but apparently a wasp had just stung me or something...man it burns!! At least I didn't get my psycho back burn though I'm a lil pink across my T-Zone...err, just makes me look rosy then. Later on, we went to Seaside cause my parents really wanted to go play the games. Yet again, my dad decided to clean out some stuff...sooo crazy, I'm beginning to think it's an obsessive compulsive kinda thing. But I had my caramel apple...I was like a 5 year old in a candy shop...and ice cream too! Yeah, I know, I'm a fatty, what can I say? I'm sucker for sweets.

I'm beginning to think that the older you get, the more stupid you are. Like this woman from another branch called for me to fax some stuff when I was really busy and I told her the fax machine wouldn't be working till tomorrow. So I gave her the details and she was like oh okay...like 10 min later, she calls and was like why haven't you faxed me it yet?? Uhm yeah, was it just me or did I say the machine was busted? Or maybe it's just when I talk no one is really listening. Damn the new photocopier...it's in the worst place right now, everytime I walk in, I crash my hip and unmentionables into it...yeah, I could've dropped dead right bout then. I just learned that dork is really what they call the whale's penis. Yeah, how great is that, I call my friends a whale's penis..so basically my friends are a group of walking penii eh? People come up with the strangest names...like a group of ravens is called a murder, a group of cows is called a flink, and a group of frogs is called an army...I just found that out bout 5 min ago...where the hell do they make this up, it's like they pulled these names outta their arses. Not bad tonight, didn't get any paint onto my clothes..but of course I compensated for it by getting it in my hair, underneath my fingertips, and my fave...my face...I rubbed it all over without realizing it...well till my mom started cracking up at me....yeah..genius.

Could this day have been anymore non-stop for me? I gave myself like 3 more cuts at work...eww, this one on my middle finger is soo deep...it just cut right beneath the cuticle....massive gash..now how am I going to spread that lil joy on the road? Haha. I swear, I must be an idiot and cannot follow directions whatsoever. I was trying to pop the can of enamel crap to seal up the painting I did...it was like take a flathead screwdriver and stick it underneath the tab and turn the cap. Uhm yeah...why didn't it open up? I was like going kung-pow on the can...I probably could have shot the screwdriver into my own eye before the top would've popped. But eventually after the massacre I inflicted on the top it gave up and I was the victor...Raaahhh! If you saw how frustrated I was with it, you'd see why I'm so proud it finally opened =P Man, Alex forced me to watch endless hours of cartoon network...he gets like super excited and goes nuts...I think he must have dropped kicked me like a million times...seriuosly, I wonder where lil kids have all this strength...he could probably take me on if he really wanted to too!

I am soo beat, I must have done like 100 errands/chores around the house and stuff. I ironed soo many dress shirts, the sad part is I was all sweaty afterwards cause the steam was all up in my area...=P I was like woah, these are reserved for Howie..haha. I spent like another fortune at AC Moore buying supplies to make these projects...I am such a dork sometimes. But of course while painting some stuff tonight, I completely spaz and fling the cap which drops paint on my pants and carpet...not to mention like the 5 cuts I gave myself from the wood. Though I must thank Kev for settling the button fiasco...that's one less thing I can stop freaking about. I was watching that really old movie The Net, dude it's so creepy cause like seriously all our info is on computers and if someone wanted to screw with you they so could. Like imagine if someone changed my name and gave me a new identity...how horrible would it be if I were to become Jwana who was this transvestite or they'd make you into a lesbian porn star, yeah maybe some people just aren't all up in the Fisherman's Harbor Buffet kay? Ha, though if they changed you into a wrestler in the WWF, I could live out my dream as "The Infiltrator" with my spy wear...haha you know what I mean Z and Rising Dough! =) Ohmy, I have completely lost it...I blame it on the paint and enamel/sealant spray...I probably got high off it or something....

Ergh, could we have been short handed at work today? I swear, everyone decided to come in and take money today, I'm like where's the rush. So like I was in my room at the comp and I swivled around and accidentally knocked over the stool which made a loud thump...my dad so thought that I had passed out and fallen and came running...I was like, "I'm fine and not dead and besides I'm not a whale so I couldn't have made that thump!" Finally got to see the chick flick Ya-Ya Sisterhood movie..it was actually really good but I could just be saying that cause I'm a girl. Haha, me and Mrs. Boyd/Band/Duritz/Clint on MWF/Mark/Hampton just realized that half of our convo's consists of lyrics, yeah sometimes we're on the lame coaster but never get off...right =) You know what's a funny term...kangaroo spunk. Think about it. Man, we almost peed in our pants from the laughter from all the crap we pulled tonight...can we say no self-control?

Man, this past week at work has made me think that I'm really 69 yrs old...I had to change the CD rates and the board was impossible to handle...I had to get between that and the glass, whenever I let go the board would slap me...I so know how a fly feels now! I so thought I could sleep in today but I woke up to the sounds of the DirectTV guy drilling something to put the satellite up near where my room is. Yah, but now it sucks cause I don't know what channel is what...however I do get a lot more music video channels..sweet. But the best part would probably be the music channel, me & Beth are so lame...we're like cool, they're playing the same music on our tvs! Yeah it's those little things =) Ergh, so there was mad traffic so I thought I'd avoid it but instead there was more traffic on my lil detour as well...to make things even better, MapQuest once again has proven it's ueslessness by screwing up directions and causing me to be in some ghetto area (no lie, Kev will vouch for it)...yeah thanks a lot! Ha, get this, I was in Blockbuster and this guy and his girl were behind us and I thought he was being sarcastic when he said, "Ooh Crossroads is coming out, I want to see it!" But his gf said sorry hon, I already saw it...and he was seriously upset that she wouldn't watch it with him. Yeah, I bet he doesn't know that I'm best friends with Brit, you know since I gave her the car in that movie...right right...but at least I got my XTRA thick chocolate milkshake and some cotton candy....nothing better than a sugar rush....

What a day...today's fiasco has to be the scariest thing that has ever happened in my life. It's too long of a story to get intot but it's filled with blacking out, not knowing what happened for 25 min in my life, cool security people, backstage with the tour bus action...yeah...very scary but in a way it brought some cool stuff. This is def an experience that one will never forget or live down....=/

So another night where we rent a viddy from Blockbuster and never get to watching it...=P Work was hell, the whole entire system couldn't work so I got to spend so much time explaining to customers why we couldn't do transactions for them...one customer who had the eyes of a shark (where they don't move at all and stare straight at you) was soo not understanding me and was in my face about everything. Right cause I fix the computers myself? Ooh I had this funky drink that they put in this swirly martini glass...it was called HoneyDew Me....Beth was like ohhh, "Honey, do me.." Ha, I so didn't get that...and I had to say that to the waiter too =P Man, could this 4th of July been any hotter? I think I sweated off 10 lbs...but had a great view of the fireworks, saw Jeff in a ninja turtle shell, had some firing of these lil bees and cool moon lander stuff, and watched Kev & his bro roll down a hill...all's good in a day. But it's all good that we didn't get to watch the movie, it was another one of those really good talks....if being gay is biological, incest stuff, and how lucky we all are to be living here....anyways, I'm beat and I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow...nighty night.

Ah so apparently this week I'm supposed to get nothing but aggravation. Monday at work was so messed up, let's just say that I was supposed to take the blame and fall along with GiGi...but of course this time it was way outta hand and I refused. So I went head to head with the manager who was the one that made the mistake but felt the need to push it onto us. That was one dead cat I wasn't willing to swallow. I swear, I could have probably ripped everyone's heads off that day. So I've been freaking out because of the final this morning. Well getting there, the prof made it seem like we weren't having one but then apparently the photocopier was overheated so he randomly threw a blue book at us and gave us 50 min to write a whole lotta stuff. Yeah, so life must be having fun playing these freakin games with me right now. I was all nervous about going to work just cause of the massive crap from Mon but they all acted like nothing happened...whatever, I so don't forget. Maybe the heat is just getting to everyone so that's why they're all lining up to P-Off me....hmmmm

I finally got to watch Lilo & Stitch with Alisa...it was soo cute and of course I cried being the retardo sap that I can be. But there was this guy with a mullet who was all up in the grill...oh my. Yeah well Kev came to drop off the cd's I so needed. The 2 of them told me I was being retarded about the skin peeling and how much fun it was...then of course they decided to peel it for me...weirdos, but I love them...haha. Ah so we went to AppleBee's and Kev held the door for everyone and their mom and this lil 9 year old girl whispers to her sister, "That boy that was holding the door is really cute." Except of course it really wasn't a whisper, man that lil girl was aiming high. On the way home this stupid girl in a Volvo decided to highbeam me and literally run up into my butt...so of course I returned the favor by driving the same speed as the truck that she was behind...=P Hmm, yeah we saw some "interesting" pics of anal beads and butt plugs...I don't even wanna know....