I'm beginning to think that the older you get, the more stupid you are. Like this woman from another branch called for me to fax some stuff when I was really busy and I told her the fax machine wouldn't be working till tomorrow. So I gave her the details and she was like oh okay...like 10 min later, she calls and was like why haven't you faxed me it yet?? Uhm yeah, was it just me or did I say the machine was busted? Or maybe it's just when I talk no one is really listening. Damn the new photocopier...it's in the worst place right now, everytime I walk in, I crash my hip and unmentionables into it...yeah, I could've dropped dead right bout then. I just learned that dork is really what they call the whale's penis. Yeah, how great is that, I call my friends a whale's penis..so basically my friends are a group of walking penii eh? People come up with the strangest names...like a group of ravens is called a murder, a group of cows is called a flink, and a group of frogs is called an army...I just found that out bout 5 min ago...where the hell do they make this up, it's like they pulled these names outta their arses. Not bad tonight, didn't get any paint onto my clothes..but of course I compensated for it by getting it in my hair, underneath my fingertips, and my fave...my face...I rubbed it all over without realizing it...well till my mom started cracking up at me....yeah..genius.