Ah, just some food for thought. I was just sitting in front of my comp studying when I was distracted by the special bag emmy had given me. It was supposedly some art guy's thesis project; it's this clear bag with a condom in it along with a list of STD's and phone #'s to some clinics. Yeah, I don't always get art people. Nice that I opened the Targum today and there's this big fat section about the rise of herpes. Not to mention that we have our own strand of it here too. Kinda makes you think about what goodness goes on in bathrooms. So yeah, you'd better triple-ply those toilet seats before you think of resting your cheeks on them. You just never know! That paper thingy gives such a nice definition of what a STD is: those infectious diseases which spread from person to person during intimate sexual contact are "sexually transmitted diseases." Oh really, could you answer the question with just rewording it all? Man, some of these things are really gross, you can probably grow these things just from reading the graphic descriptions. I never knew about Scabies, apparently they are these mites which burrow into your skin. So can't Scabies be kinda like people? You know, there are just certain people that can get under your skin with even the smallest comments?? Hmm..Thrush (Candidiasis) is some kinda fungus thingy, now explain this to me...how does someone not notice something like that, how long must you have it before it can grow into a fungus? Hello, if something was irritating, why would you wait till it grew into a ingredient? My fave would still have to be herpes, man, i have stories about that one. One of my oh so intelligent friends who shall remain nameless (you're still the best though) believed that herpes came from breast feeding....breast herpes right girls? Hahaha. Uhm yeah, I don't even know why I started this random stuff. Somehow I was thinkin about the ice cream with cherries the size of your eyes and then baaam, it was all up on this. Yeah, no more sugar for me....riiiight ;)

Oh yeah...the quart is done....=P

A shoutout to Alisa...happy 21st! Did I ever tell you the time that.....hehe. Uhm yeah, could someone please tell me where all this rain came from? Of course it had to start pouring while I'm on Douglass...it must have been amusin to see this 5'1" tiny girl runnin over a bridge and through the forest. Apparently, you need a rowboat to get to classes huh? So yeah, I am completely soaked. I hate that feeling from soaked jeans, it's so nasty! Speakin of nasty, how come whenever it rains, the people with the worst BO have to be on a completely packed bus? It's as if they purposely decide to come out, get soaked, and rub up against you on the bus.

Dude, I learn the strangest things in class. You know how bugs are attracted to the porch light and candles, like how they go up to it and get burned? I always just thought they liked the light. But apparently it's because those types of things emit a certain wavelength that affects the nervous system..it sorta acts like a pheromone (sex hormone), that gets the bugs in heat and wanna rape those lights. Talk about HOT sex huh? Haha, why am I so retarded? At least I'm applyin my new found knowledge. Ah, thanx to emmy, i got the chance to see the sickest thing tonight...she tried to drink some beef stew stuf...yeah, why did it come out clumpy like dog food? Yuummmy! Just learned something new, apparently when I'm quiet, I'm not to be trusted. Is that how it is? Speakin of the foolish roomie, this so reminded me of her with the hearing part:

So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas and she went to the doctor and she said,

"This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them since I've been in this office with you. Is there ANYTHING you can do?"

He said, "Yes, but the first thing is to get you fitted for a hearing aid."

Yeah...so this blog thing FINALLY works...yes!!! You DON'T understand how long and how many names I've tried. I'm so happy right now...=) Thanks to Kev's computer, this blogging is possible. Ha, of course now that I've gotten it to work, I can't remember all the retarded stuff I had wanted to say. Hmmm...let's just say that it has been a weekend of goofing off and no work, yeah I'll be paying for it but it was worth it. Just to mention a few goodies: pissing off a minivan of grandpa's on Friday night, no Nancy at work, lotsa good food, Jun Jee Nai Chai (oh yeah...big big tapioca balls....as I had said sat night: eat some balls, drink some tea, eat some balls, drink some tea), and some shopping. Arrgh, speaking of shopping....I have such bad luck with that. Why is it that all the shirts that I really like and want are only on the mannequins and I can't have them?? I swear, next time I'm just going to strip it off of them! Oh yeah, if you're wondering why the blog is called IceCreamGirl...I'm sure you know about my fetish with it....let's just say that on Thursday night I bought a quart and a pint...yes a quart and a pint of Cherry vanilla from Thomas Sweets. Think I overdid it? =P They never have that flavor so I figured I'd stock up on it, nothing wrong with that.

How-Dy ya'all =P

I saw that my tag-team partner "Rising Dough" had started this blog thingy and I decided to try it out. I'd figured it'd be interesting to have a place to put down my randomness. For those who aren't in the room with me when it's around 2-3am, i get really Stay-C-fied....yeah, that's like me times 100...pretty scary eh? For those who have time and wanna check this out...have fun with my craziness, perverseness, and outright stupidity....=)