Dude, I learn the strangest things in class. You know how bugs are attracted to the porch light and candles, like how they go up to it and get burned? I always just thought they liked the light. But apparently it's because those types of things emit a certain wavelength that affects the nervous system..it sorta acts like a pheromone (sex hormone), that gets the bugs in heat and wanna rape those lights. Talk about HOT sex huh? Haha, why am I so retarded? At least I'm applyin my new found knowledge. Ah, thanx to emmy, i got the chance to see the sickest thing tonight...she tried to drink some beef stew stuf...yeah, why did it come out clumpy like dog food? Yuummmy! Just learned something new, apparently when I'm quiet, I'm not to be trusted. Is that how it is? Speakin of the foolish roomie, this so reminded me of her with the hearing part:

So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas and she went to the doctor and she said,

"This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them since I've been in this office with you. Is there ANYTHING you can do?"

He said, "Yes, but the first thing is to get you fitted for a hearing aid."