Seagal juice
Open up a can of whoop-ass!
Since my mom is a HUGE Seagal fan, Kevin got her these energy drinks as a joke gift. Ooh, the ingredients are picked out by Seagal himself. Even better, they come in 2 flavors, the cherry charge and asian experience! So, if I drink the asian experience one, will I feel more asian? Just think, I now have a can with not only Seagal's signature but his face as well!
Top reason to watch his movies? In the words of the man himself: “I think people are frustrated in this society, where predators prey upon normal, law-abiding citizens, and you never see justice in the courtroom. In my films, the predators don't get away with it.”
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This stuff rocks! We took a screenshot of it and set it as my boss' desktop pattern. Boy was he surpised to see "100% Steven Seagal juice" listed as one of the reasons to buy the stuff. Our office is thinking of ordering a case for giggles.
Dang, a whole case of Seagal juice...can you handle it? Haha. You know what would make my day? Chuck Norris Juice!! Now that would be some kick ass in a can.
We didn't order a case like we orignally planned, but we did order one can each for a bunch of members in the studio. Let me tell you, the "Asian Experience" is one of the most foul concoctions ever created. "Master Sensei Herbal Specialist" my butt. Whatever! It tastes TERRIBLE. Even the smell makes you want to vomit just a little bit. Oh, and I didn't feel the "surge of energy" enough for "motal combat" like the web site promised. We're trying the cherry flavored one next week. I'll let you know the results of that one.
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