Toilet magnetism

It was either the weirdest day or my clumsiest. Whenever I had something in my hand in the bathroom, it would find its way to plummet into the toilet. No joke. What’s worse is that each time it happened, it would occur in slow motion. I could see myself losing grip on the item, watching it slowly drop, and make a splash into the water. Of course as it happened, I’d be making my “Noooo!!” face. Too bad the 5 second rule doesn’t apply to toilet water. Well, not that any of the items were food, but even if they were, I wouldn’t be attempting to eat them. I did soak them in burning water though. I’ll pretend that’s good enough to sterilize them.