Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I had dinner at this buffet place because I had been craving those chicken wings and asian donuts for the longest time. There was a couple around their 40's sitting at the table behind me. Ok, I so didn't mean to listen in on their conversation but the man was so freaking loud that it was impossible to zone him out. I'll call them H for the husband and W for the wife.

W:"Did you talk to your father yet about your bday?"
H:"No, why should I? It's my bday, I shouldn't have to call, that's your job. You're my wife!! I can't believe you haven't gotten anything prepared yet, what is wrong with you?? I bet you don't even have a gift, in fact, I bet you don't have anything set for Easter yet, do you? Huh, do you?"
W:"I'm sorry but I've been busy and I've had a lot on my mind lately."
H:"What could you possibly have on your mind? Bullshit. You know what, you don't love me, that's right, you don't love me, that's why you haven't done shit for me."
W:"That's not true...."
H:"You know what? I didn't get any sleep last night, I woke up at 4am because you rolled over and hit me in the process. So I decided to hit you right back."
W:"But what I did was an accident...so you hit me back on purpose?"
H:"Yeah, that's right!"

Okay, seriously, wtf? I can't believe she took that, if my man said those things to me, he would have gotten a pan across the face. I've never heard a guy whine and pull the "you don't love me" excuse. Besides, what does that have to do with anything? After hearing him admitting to hitting her back on purpose I was ready to lose it. Obviously I can't say anything so I asked to be moved to a different table. Even from the opposite side, I could still hear him yelling at her but within minutes, the two were groping and feeling each other up. Sickos.