Geek Gang Bang
As a favor for Kevin, I went to EB to try and get their N64 deal. Apparently, if you buy any 3 used games for $4.99 and up, they give you a free used N64. Sooo, I get in there, and the 2 guys working there obviously do nothing but play games all day. At first, I was asking all these questions and looking for games, they could obviously tell I didn't really know what was going on. So the one guy was like, "Oh, I went to the back and picked out the best newest one for you!" Uhm thanks? Well when I went to pay for the stuff, it was taking a while. The other guy saw one of the games and he was like, "Yo Wrestlemania, that game is awesome!" So I told him that Def Jam Vendetta was even better! And the guy was like, "Oh I know, I bought it the first day!" I was like the moves will crack you up. Then that brought it all on...they were like I loved that so and so move...like they memorized, MEMORIZED the names to all the moves. I was like, "Wow, you guys actually know the names? I just call it the ass raping or the gay pelvic thrust!" Of course that brought on the roar of geeky laughter. Afterwards, the one guy was like I can't wait for the 2nd one, it'll have Snoop Dogg in it, "I'm gonna be all fo-shizzy on it fo sho!" Oh myyyyyyy, I was so ready to die after he said that. I got conned into paying the insurance (it was only 6 bucks anyways) but cause Kevin's old one really got destroyed during a thunderstorm. Then one dude was like, "Really? From lightening? Where you playing it out on the porch or something?" I was like uhhmmm, no, it probably travelled through the wires or something. They ended up needing my addy and stuff and when he saw that I lived in East Windsor, he started going, "East Windsor, ma town, ma town...you be livin & representin in ma town!" Holy crap, you're white and you do nothing but play video games all day, stop trying to play the gangsta rapper role! In a nutshell, I felt like I was a victim of a geek gang bang. I swear I am never going into those stores alone, it's like they see a girl who plays some games and it's an open target for them!