Wow, things that normally wouldn't happen to people somehow always manages to slam down on me. So, I had plans to leave the house by 11am this morning, till I got a call from my mom telling me that she had locked herself out of her car at her friend's house. So I had to go 45 minutes out of my way to open her car door for her. Could it be anymore random? Then my plans of finally finding the insane hotdog place with the bacon were ruined as well. I finally get there and find out that....it's closed for the holiday until Friday!! Like seriously, I was so ready to bust out in crocodile tears over a hotdog! I was all stoked, dreaming bout how good it would be when I see that it's closed...so sad. It's not even like I was asking for a unicorn, it was a bacon wrapped hotdog, that's not even too much to ask for. But yeah, just because it's me, the place would of course be closed. Though I've learned my lesson, next time when I finally attempt to accomplish this goal, I will call ahead first. But despite all the random crap that happened, it was a good day....I finally got Kevin to learn all my shoulder dances :)

Apparently I want the strangest & least useful things. I really really wanna buy those blown-up xmas figures that light up...you see them tied down onto the grass and stuff. Yeah, well I wanna buy one, have it blown-up and plugged into the car adapter so I can tie it up on the roof of my car and drive it back. That way, everyone driving by and think I'm an idiot for not just deflating it and keeping it in the trunk, I think it's more fun my way.

I had a great time meeting up with Betty yesterday, though it was hectic and nothing went according to plan. But the cab driver we had was insane, I was like flipping out everytime he came 1 inch of a giant bus or whatnot...though I'm sure he was annoyed by me...we were running late and we had to get to 78th street and I had saw that after a while, we were still at like 28th...so I'd complain at every street we got to and say how many we were off...haha, I don't know why I do those things but it's just my talent of knowing how to irk people. But the best part was when one of the ladies started picking on the 16-year old girls that wear size 00 pants (which by the way they should just say it's girls size 14 pants) and have real Fendi bags. I'm glad someone else shares my ill feelings of girls like that. Too bad it cost soo much for just 2 drinks but eh. So at the end of the show, we got outside and I started smelling pot, and I kept saying, "Why do I smell pot??" Well, one of the guys from the group was like, "Oh it's probably me." I thought he was just joking...kinda like when we smell something nasty and someone says my b....well apparently he wasn't. I sure hit the nail on the head....though I was confused cuz I saw this episode of Sex & The City and she got arrested for that. However, nothing beats the ride home of trying to not break the seal :P

I don't know what I love more about snowplower people, the fact that they pile up all the snow to cave your car in or that they plop 20ft of snow/ice onto the beginning of your driveway (even though you JUST finished clearing it) so it's impossible to leave. It's so funny, I love how snow looks when it's covering the grass and trees but then I hate its repercussions. However something funny comes out of this storm, my neighbor's has these two bushes against the side of their house...well with the snow it looks like a giant pair of buttocks but my mom thinks they're lopsided boobs on the beach :P Ugh, so I had the encounterment with those lovely puddles...ya know, where they look real tiny until you step into them and all of a sudden it's up to your shin...yeah, the best part is I did it on the way to and back (the same puddle). I seriously have memory issues. Totally random but like last week I was looking at these belts and the vendor was like this 40 something Italian guy...outta nowhere he starts speaking mandarin to me...I was like woah. Well, I came across these Armani/Gucci men belts with all these diamond's encrusted all over it...so the dude says to me, "You know, those for Bling Bling!" So I responded back to him, "Uhm, they seem more gay gay to me!" I just thought it was the funniest thing having someone that old saying bling bling to me....