So at work today I got yelled at and asked the strangest question by this complete whackjob of a woman. She comes in singing really loudly, like old school chinese opera stuff. So Gigi tells her not to sing so loud or people might think you're nuts and she says out loud that she is singing really quietly anyways. So I go in and tell Gigi something and the woman, she screams at me..yes screams at me going, "That is so rude to talk to her when she's working? Do you not have any manners? What's wrong with you, why are you still talking??" I seriously could only uncomfortably laugh it off. Then she screams at me, "Were you born in Taiwan? Huh?" I was like uhhh, no, I was born here. So she goes, "You're lying, that's impossible, why can you speak then?" Yeah...okay, I don't know where I was born...I must have been lied to for all of my life. So then she asks the strangest question, "how old were you when you were born?" I was like uhm what do you think, how old are most people when they were born? What the frick kind of question was that? I wanted to say I was born at the age of 6, I kinda waited around and then decided to come out.

Luckily the night ended up well...had a really nice dinner with Kev. The best part was this calamari with a Thai twist but the kicker was the dessert. It was sooo cute. It was this chilled milk chocolate expresso thingy. It came in a lil coffee cup and they made this lil cookie that looked like a giant spoon. Anyways, the texture seemed like hot chocolate but chilled but when you drank it, it had the hugest expresso kick to it! Yeah, I might have been more psyched over the cookie spoon :)

I am such a money nerd. So I finally saw the new $20 bill and I got really excited over it...I was like pointing out all the new details to it as if I had a PH.D in like moneyology or something...yeah only I could gush over a bill :P

While driving towards Burlington, I noticed this interesting sign. It was a gentlemen's club called Illusions and underneath the sign it said rack food. I'm wondering if the rack food is really food and what that really would be...or do they mean "rack" food?

All of this is gonna be some random but then again, I usually can jump from one thing onto something completely different. I've had two bad instances with food lately...like stuff that's gone bad and I actually swallowed it too. Like we went out for a family dinner and I had thought the conch tasted funky but I thought it was just the sauce...so of course right after I swallow it, I see my aunt completely spit it out and say it's bad....why couldn't they have done that sooner? Then the other night, it took my forever to peel this humongo peach and it looks all nice & white...I take a bite, and it kinda taste milky/coconuty. Then of course my dad is like it's gone bad as well. Well isn't that nice, after I ingest the stuff...then people tell me I shouldn't have!

So the other day I was dragged up early to be an extra passenger so my madre could go thru the Holland Tunnel...well I ended up spending most of the early day with my dad (which I thought I would have probably gotten so mad at him that I would just walk home). It actually wasn't too bad...it's funny the stuff he says to me now...he actually calls Jennifer Lopez, J.Lo...so now he thinks he's mad cool. We had convos about people that he thought were just sh*t, yeahh..he called them that...and I taught him what stoned meant.

Oh yah...so I was in Vickies and I saw these thongs...yeah the string was a string of pearls...now why would I want a pearl necklace in my ass? I just couldn't get over it...talk about your anal beads huh? :P

Oh this is nasty...there's like sooo many giant ass flying insects everywhere outside...like I have been totally flipping out. I swear all my neighbors think I'm a hallucinating psycho. Like I'm outside screaming cuz they're coming out at me and I keep freaking out and dodgin & duckin from them...but to people far away, they don't see the bugs. But I know they're there....

So yeah, I just found out the strangest thing ever before. I had found a tshirt that had lil peas standing on a earth saying "Peas On Earth," well...I thought it was cute and I know that Mle always says "peas out" so I figured it'd be a cute surprise for her. Well I sent it to her without ever mentioning anything "pea" related...so she gets it today and apparently this past week she has been thinking about the same logo but for making them as cards. Like seriously, how freakier can things be? It's like ESP or something, actually better yet, it's unagiiii. Haha. Ohhh, the cutest thing ever...they make all these really cute clothes for dogs now, but like seririously, they cost sooo much! I saw the cutest lil fur trimmed coat with lil poms-poms on it...it cost like $260, for dog clothing! So ridiculous. I just think it's funny a dog wearing fur. Well also, I was looking thru one of my notebooks from the past year and I found all these sheets of boredom from class. Apparently I wanted to hang myself whenever I sat in my theater class so there are loads of pervy drawings and sick games of hangman. Like one of the answers was: You have three testicles or Your punani smells like salmon terriyaki. Man, I have some problems...I think my jokes are more shocking when they're written or repeated back at me...but when they come flying outta my mouth, it never seems to phase me :P