Yesterday during lunch at the buffet place, I was on line waiting and this woman was completely like up my ass. Like I do not understand why she had to stand like 1/2 cm away from me...then outta nowhere she thinks the line is moving when it's not, she ends up basically grabbing my ass. I was like, "Woah, you didn't buy me dinner yet so that's not gonna happen." But whatever, there's no point in saying anything cause they don't take anything I say seriously anyways. So I told my mom that I was sexually molested before and she told me that I should have turned around, smiled at the woman, told her I liked it and she should do it again. Haha, that probably would have given that woman a heart attack if I had done so. Oh but this was funny, this just happened before when I was in AC Moore getting some stuff...I was smelling the candles and this lady next to me licks it, yes, she LICKS it. So she screams in disgust, "Sick, it tastes like soap! Can you believe that? That's so gross!" She's totally looking at me as if I should respond and agree with her but all I could say to her was, "Yeah, candles kinda do that." Of course she was pissed off and just went off on me, whatever, first you licked a candle, then you're yelling at me when I make it obvious that you're a retard...way to go in trying to salvage some respect for yourself :P