I've been sooo tired from the past few days. So we ended up going to Ruby Foo's for dinner on Thursday night...it was interesting. Though there was one part that I was disappointed in...I was told by someone that all the waiters were supposed to be transvestites...yeah, that was a lie...I was like all these guys do look like guys. Man, spent over 10 hours in the city today, that's a lot of walking on my part. It was a really nice day too, I was allowed to do a lot of shopping and looking around. I think the best item was this shirt that looks like BoBo :) We actually did pretty decent with all the subway changes...especially with my no sense of direction whatsoever. Dude, there was this guy that had on these angel wings in the subway...the stuff you see sometimes. Stomp...sooooo good! So much better than I had expected...it was hilarious and they get the audience to do stuff too...I love stuff like that :) The seats were ridiculously close too. Plus it had some sexual innuendos...you know, gotta have some raunch. But yah, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...you know, the kind where you're tearing, your stomach is in pain and you start to cough...that's all just so priceless.Haha, though Kev was really nice and didn't let me sit next to the woman cause he didn't want me to deal with the spillage lady from highschool. Well apparently she kept passing gas, I guess she thought she could sneak it in from all the loud rhythm noises...but hello, how are you going to hide the smell?? So thank goodness I wasn't next to the machine gun that spurted out deadly gases :P Good thing it started raining towards the end...of course when I'm wearing the jacket that can't get wet...but we quickly folded it up and got it protected and Kev let me use his...thanks sweetie....all in all, it's been a great 2 days and I'm sooo pooped from it all...thank you so much! :)

Happy Anniversary Kev! It's so gorgeous out this morning. Can I just say that it's been quite the morning while running errands? So I was getting some stuff and while waiting to pay, these 2 really shady people walked in and said to the cash register guy, "Do you have the money, do you have money?" Of course I'm thinking...oh my god, he's getting robbed and I'm gonna die...so yeah, I'm standing there freaking out on the inside but trying to keep my cool. So the cash register guy is like I don't understand what you're saying....so the 2 shady guys go, "The sign outside, job? You the manager?" I swear, the 2 of us had the biggest sigh of relief on our faces. Then...even though I know my day has only begun and it's gonna get better with Em's thesis & going out....spending the morning in a gay flower shop. Very very nice, the guys are the cutest and they're funny, though the convos dealing with "butt" stuff was a bit uncomfortable. So as I'm paying for that stuff, the guy goes, "Oh my, someone is getting something tonight." I was like uhhmm, it's for my roomie...so he gives me this "look" and I'm like noooo, I don't go that way, it's for her hard work :P But yeah...so a lot of stuff goes on at 10am huh? :)

We went to rent Unfaithful last night & the guy that rang us up was sooo weird. He was like, "You girls better be ready for a wild ride! Are you sure you can handle this?" Uhm lemme check, I don't think it's a XXX porno with mutliple gang-bangings so I think we'd be okay. He definitely likes his job a lil too much if you catch my drift..then as we were leaving and he hands us the tape he goes, "I had to take a cold shower after this." Uhm ewww! The movie was pretty decent, a lil messed up just cause I'm not cool with what she did, but I must say, I was in the mood for a bubble bath, not a cold shower! Haha. Ooh, this made me happy but maybe it's mean, I dunno. Just before I was driving on these backroads..I was going the speed limit cause I know there are a lot of cops that catch you on the bends...well this Jetta was up my ass the whole time and finally he got pissed and passed me (double lanes, so that's a no no)...well guess what happened. Oh yeah, right after he zoomed his lil ass passed me...I see some lights flashing from the fields...oh guess who got busted? :P Talk about 100% pure satisfaction...

Yeah did I feel the effects of yesterday when I tried getting up this morning. I can't believe how cold it was out today, it's so ridiculous! So apparently at work they've been asking me to destroy these documents/papers that were supposed to stay for 5 years...yeah that's really bright. It was funny cause we were looking through the official books and they were reading out how many years for each and I just responded with, "it's in the garbage now" to basically all of them. But you know how they say that it's always the simplest pleasures that make you smile...that was definitely today. I was starving after work so Em walked me to Burger King where I got some fries and nuggets...but get this...the nuggets were in the shapes of stars and lightning bolts! Yeah...doesn't take much for me :)

It was sooo nice out today, all thanks to Betty's bday..right right :) Played tennis for a few hours again, I'm just glad that everyone else hit some over the fence so I wouldn't be the only one. Funny how even when I'm sitting out a certain hottie still manages to hit me with the ball...all I got say is that revenge will be sweet when it's avenged! The only downside...going for this one shot that totally f'cked up my knees some more so now they're still bothering me. Ah just cause it was random, I thought that whoever hits up with a stacked grandma gets $100...but I don't think I was able to get anyone to agree to it. Mmm, the night ended up with some Stifler action...he is sooooo hot!! But I'm really not that bad, there's some girl on Howard Stern that says she just wants to do him and so they're gonna let them meet. So yeah...

So me & Ryan were taught a very valuable lesson today....5 lbs of ground beef is a lot of meat, but 8 lbs of beef is even more! Yeah, we really couldn't calculate how much meat was needed to make tacos, we were trying to factor in the shrinkage factor...yeah well there's not much there. But man, 4 of us consumed a total of 30 tacos, not even wussy ones, I'm talking the real deal with all the toppings and stuff. Ooh got all my errands done though, I'm just glad I found a few certain gifts so I didn't have to visit the certain boutique. It was funny cause the 2 of them were willing to go in with me but I thought it would make me seem like I was a perv that was up for gang-banging or something, but the worst part would be that we'd have a 16 year old waiting in the car for us ;) But all in all, it was a really nice day, filled with stupidity and many stupid comments, a lot made on my part :P Oh, so now the secret of the patting on the back is out.....

Hmm, 2 disturbing new things that I learned that would go great on certain people's quests....a dog in a bathtub, that's basically when a guy tries to stick his nuts into a girl's ass, it's just as hard as trying to keep a dog in the bathtub when giving it a bath. I seriously don't see how that's possible, especially without hurting yourself...unless you have some like M & M sized ones or something. Now the Chewbacca....basically while a girl is sleeping, you hover over her face with your nuts, then jab her in the side so when she screams your nuts fit in her mouth and she yells out like everyone's favorite wookie. Yeah...so how come all this stuff gets done to girls and not the other way around? Ooh, I do feel productive today...actually did an activity OUTSIDE....but yeah, downside, getting a warm face cause of a certain someone who slammed the ball in my face....nice one, first almost Ryan's nuts..then my face :P It's alright though, I took it like a man....haha.

Awww, the stuff the kids did & said today were sooo cute...it totally made me feel better after the death scare from Monday's random snow storm. It's so funny, little kids have no idea how old anyone is, like age to them is not really understandable, they think everyone is like 3-5 or something. So this lil girl guessed that I was 5...it was soo cute, and when she found out how old I really was, she was so shocked, she told me I was old enough to be a grandma! Now then this, really immature on my part but 2 of my boys had this one little "Woody" figurine from Toy Story. Well they got into an argument and all I could hear was, "Give me back my Woody! Get your own Woody. My momma gave me this Woody! I didn't say you could play with my Woody! It's not fair, I wanted that Woody." I can't even begin to explain how hard it was for me to not start cracking up...you would think that Disney would have thought about it a lil more before naming a cowboy Woody :P

Oh man, a total lack of sleep this weekend. The concert with AAR was sooo good on Friday, got really close too! Too bad it was raining and freezing while we waited outside. Not to mention the total obnoxious 16 year olds...we had to get loud with the group in front of us, especially the guy but he got a good ass beating from me (I always got your back Mrs W.) Funny how gum comes in really handy when you need it too. So there were totally anal with the no camera rule, they literally stripped searched you...well especially the girls...got a nice stride right down the breast bone, I was like woaaahhh settle down. They were thinking that girls would slip the cameras in their bras or just the middle thing. Uhm yeah, like it wouldn't be obvious if your boob was elongated all of a sudden, ya know cause most boobs are rectangular. Oh ha, on Saturday night I got this phone call at 11:30pm...and on the other end there was this little boy voice saying, "Would you please come play with me?" I was like wtf!! Why is there a sex perv calling and pretending to be a kid....yeah but after like a min, I finally realized that it was my lil cousin calling me...that line sounds much cuter when it's really coming from a kid.