Ohhh I was so proud of RyRy and his portfolio....his stuff got checked out and so did his "stuff" by some woman..hehe. It was fun pretending to be an critic, let me just say there was a lot of crap, I could have done some of the stuff better with my toes. I did want to borrow this very nice stool but they wouldn't let me. I just realized that emu's are really ugly looking, something about them just isn't right...especially when they're heads are turned and stay still as their bodies still move, it just isn't natural. Aww yeah, I jacked the Timone bobblehead from the guys....my night is now complete :)

Oh this was too funny, well maybe just for me...so I was actually getting punished for being studious. After getting my books from the library I come to my car and see this annoyingly bright RED envelope...yep, got a ticket for parking at the library. I think it's a sign that I should never go there. Then the usual harassment from the construction workers, normally I just ignored but I talked back today. I had my hands full of books and I could hear them going, "woah, that's a lot there, she probably pretends to be smart" blah blah, then one actually said, "Aww, do you need help little girl?" So I gave them the smackdown...uhhhnn.

Ahh so much ringing in my ears, that would just be one of the small prices that I had paid tonight for the SUM41 & TSL concert! It was really good, I was shocked the sound would be at a decent quality. So while waiting on line, there was Ken, just standing around and he came around in front of us talking and giving hugs...yeah I declined on one though....hehe, you gotta work for a hug with me ;) Yeah, apparently I have a fetish for "merchandise men"..uhhhnnn! I thought the first band totally sucked and this crazy stoned/drunk girl ran up and starting swinging everywhere. She was like this is my most fave band, blah blah, whacking everyone, and she turned to me and was like why aren't you dancing around?? So I was like cause they suck!! We were sooo close to the stage and I thought we'd be safe but as soon as TSL came on, it went nuts...I had freaky flashbacks of the Warped Tour. Totally having everyone on top of you, I had this guy humping me from behind just cause I refused to let him cut me (yeah looks like I got laid tonight huh?), boobs on your back, your boobs on someone elses (poor lil asian boy must have been real happy bout that one), hands in not so nice places...it was crazy. But thankfully for the guys that dragged us outta there. At least I stood up for my chica, I saw that this moron had his arm totally chocking her so I smacked him and was like a-hole, you're hurting her...he was like I know, I'm sorry...well I was like then move your f'in arm already! Ahh but Ken was soo cute, too bad he's so young and that they didn't do I'm Real...that would have been perfect.

Aww, I saw the cutest little old man at lunch before! His outfit was priceless, get this, he was wearing a checkered khaki jacket, a horizontal striped tee, and....vertical striped pants. If Em saw that she'd totally have a field day with it. So last week me & my mom washed all the cars, but we used a regular sponge on the dark green side on those hard to scrub patches. Little did I know that you couldn't do that, so now there were patches of scratches everywhere! So we just tried waxing everything to get it out, I was like how was I supposed to know that? My dad was like, "I'd answer that but it would involve calling you stupid so I'm not even going to go there." Niiice....but at least it wasn't only me.

Ahh, I can't believe that spring break is coming to a screeching halt. But at least it's been a great week. Man, let me just say that I've totally lost it after finishing up that huge paper that I put off all week. Apparently I rhyme, A LOT when I've hit the brink. For some strange reason, all I wanna do now is take tubes and tubes of toothpaste and squeeze them from the middle ;)

I did sooo much stuff today & played so many roles. Let's see, I played car wash since I had to wash all the 3 cars. How come my mom's car was so much dirtier inside than mine? I vacuumed up all these different cereals from her car too, I'm not even going to ask. Well of course the sprinkler head broke and she was like why don't you drive to Home Depot to pick up a new one? Okay, so now I'm pickup girl? Though I must admit, the new sprinklerhead is sweet. I was really amused with all the different types of water spraying that you can get. There was this cone one, this flat one, this weird center spray one, but my all time fave was the mist one, the water sounded soo nice coming out of it, sooo misty. Yeah that would be why they call it the mist one huh? Yeah, doesn't take much to amuse me! Ah this wasn't too funny, earlier I had returned a tape but apparently someone had taken out my tape from the rewinder machine and I didn't realize and put in one of my parent's tape so I had to drive back out to make the switch. I am just sooo glad it wasn't porn or something, that would have been hella embarassing. Then the night ended with me given the task of lecturing my uncle...yeah, who's older...why am I lecturing a grown man about life/love/relationships? My parents were like, "You're the responsible one that always has something to say, go use your psychology skills and fix him to change his mind, blah blah." It's not like an ingredient that I just whip out and use. Let's just say that was a lonnnng 2 hour talk. Afterwards, they were like "So you finished lecturing him huh? What did you use, how'd you do it?" Man, I don't even know how to answer....talk about having roles switching, so where exactly is the line drawn between parents & kids cause I really don't know sometimes. But hopefully it did some good, we'll see :P

Oh man, the funniest thing happened on the way back from the play. So I was in the car with Kev & Ryan, after Ryan put on my seatbelt from the backseat cause I refused...yea yea, I know. Well, we were waiting at the light in front of Rafferty's and we saw this taxi totally do an illegal K-turn. As he was doing this, there was a cop that had just turned right into the same lane and we were all like wouldn't it be funny if the cop pulled him over? Well, what do you know, we see the cop shine his lights...ohhhh soooo busted! :P

So I had watched Cradle 2 the Grave on Friday with the guys...I don't know what was more interesting, the movie or the 4 pre-pubescent boys sitting in front of us. There was the "strip tease" scene and all of a sudden you saw the 4 lil boys lean forward in their seats and making weird sounds. Yeah...quite the perv at such a young age. Hmm, then we went out Sat night, it was a nice break from all the work that whole week. I got to take care of the 2 roomies afterwards..man are they a trip sometimes...sooo hilarious. Surprisingly I was still able to wake up early today though. Oooh, we went to the MET so we could see the Da Vinci exhibit...there was a 1 1/2 hour wait for it but our time was cut short since of the mad cutting that everyone was doing just to fill in the spaces. I'm not one for cutting but I was just following everyone else and the guards wanted us to just all squish together. But of course who got yelled at? Me...as I was following everyone, all these women on line were like "Scuse me, the line starts back there! How dare you! That is so rude!" Blah blah, I was like I dunno, I'm just following my friends! I did see this one painting that I liked, it had these kids hiding behind a pillar but if you paid attention to the side there was a dog pissing on another pillar. Yeah, aren't I just so cultured? Oh man, Kev had to hold me back from touching the Monet paintings...on this lily one, there was this spoosh of blue paint...it was just screaming "Poke & touch me!" The ride back was definitely long though...all that traffic and idiots that can't drive..I had made this sign of would you like to see my 8=====D and was putting it up on the windows. Hmm, what else, then there was dinner with the burger crew, don't even ask.

To sum up the night, let me just say that it's been a night of smells. Not even good smells, I'm talking pure funk smells. Go to class and it smells like feet, like feet of 20 different people. I'm wondering if people just decided to air out their shoes tonight? Then later on in the night while going back to the apartment, the nastiest smell coming from across the hall and it actually seeped into our apt....so I had to Glade spray into the hallway. Doing that reminds me of sophmore year when the 2 guys next door would smoke up & just live in their own stench and I would have to spray down the hallways to make it bearable for everyone else :P Hmm, then there was that snack...eww, smelled like the Fisherman's Harbor but actually tasted decent. Finally, just now, I was trying to dry the edges of these papers and the coil of the hairdryer must have overheated or something....now that smells gross. Ooh, there was the search for all this palindrome phrases...you know, something that's the same when spelled backwards. My fave were: "A slut nixes sex in Tulsa" and "Naomi, did I moan?"

You know what's the worse, when I begin to doubt my own sanity sometimes. So like Friday morning my meeting got cancelled cause the supervisor said it was because of the snow. Uhm yeah, what snow?? Being the way that I am, afterwards I start freaking out thinking I imagined or dreamed the whole entire phone conversation and I'd be royally screwd if I just bailed outta the meeting. But I checked the call log on the cell and I did receive that call in the morning. Then Sat morning rolls around and work was hell. There were lines and lines of people EVERYWHERE, it was ridiculous cause you really couldn't keep track of who came in first and stuff. There was this guy who totally cut in line in front of this pregnant woman, to top it off he actually started arguing and saying that she didn't have any proof that she got there first. What a dick, why would you yell & argue with a pregnant woman? I just don't get people sometimes. Oh haha, then later on at the supermarket this grandma was talking to her grandson about what, yeah about "doing it"! She was like you have to take into consideration the girl's wants, you can't be selfish, you gotta do things that she'll like more. Oh my, grandma rocking that Sex 101. How great would that be if grandma's taught sex ed? They could teach you moves where you won't break your hip, haha jk. I was quite proud of myself later that night though, totally ripped out 3 papers in one night. That like took out half my brain, which isn't much when I only had that 1/2 to begin with. Hmm, the highlight of today, I'd have to say the MILF guy sighthing that I had at the play...he so looked like him, I was thinking milf milf milf...:P