So my supervisor decided to give me 2 more cases today....I love them all but seriously, they all take so much outta me & there aren't enough hours for me to work with all of them. I got to sit in on their "high priority" meetings today....so hectic & overwhelming info at one time! Since the meetings were too long, I ended up having to go somewhere for lunch..let me just say that I've never been afraid of having to sit inside a KFC, that's how ghetto the area was. I actually had to call up my partner in crime so that I didn't feel so freaked out in there :P But after the very long & exhausting day today I came home to 2 awesome bday gifts from my cousin. It was my fave Metro magazine with all the homoerotic ads (yes!!) & the Rubber Ducky Condom Container! Haha, yep...it's a rubber ducky filled with those goodies...give some to get some. Oh yeah! Hehe. Yeah so now she probably thinks I'm a basketcase for finding this amusing but hey she was the one that bought it. Then after that excitement, I guess I couldn't take it anymore...I was on a high, well I still am since I do want to run around screaming and Em says I can outside & she'll take pictures. I got to play my Which would you rather eat game; baking soda or baking powder, jar of mustard or soy sauce, corn starch or expired milk...that kinda good stuff. Ha, I found this leftover PBJ sandwich and we started chucking it at each other, well in the bag still. Yep, the maturity is at an all time high now.

Ahh, it's 4 am and I'm still up when I need to wake up early later. Totally forgot bout this but on Thursday afternoon, there was this guy in his "Elantra" that was all up in my grill as I was driving Kev's Elantra. Yeah, way to go buddy, not too slick there. Let's just say he drove off rather humilated. I had a nice pre-birthday dinner tonight, mmm just worth it for the cheesecakes. I swear, I've consumed enough cheesecakes these past 2 weeks to become a whole cake of it! Then there came the interesting yet quite perverse convo's with the guys. Eh how else are you gonna learn these things? But one thing that boggles my mind is how no matter how many times I change my facial wash, a certain someone ALWAYS confuses it with the handsoap. Yeah, now that I think about it, confusion of soaps boggles my mind but not when it comes to explicit perverted details...wonder what that says bout me? :P

Talk about bad timing, so I wake up this morning at 7am (shudder) and shower & stuff....then I get a phone call telling me that I didn't need to go to the center. So I got up for nothing..if it was just like 20 minutes sooner I could've slept in. I don't know how people decided to plow all of NB, there are snow mounds everywhere and like how are you supposed to cross? Yeah, I'd be able to jump it if the snow didn't reach my torso. Just trying to get anywhere you have to look out for that itty bitty opening that they decided to put somewhere. I must have looked like such a moron going back and forth just cause I couldn't find a lil opening to cross onto the street. Argh, cooking dinner totally stained my hands today....Kev said it made my hands more yellow than they already were. Thanks a lot, not to mention the spinning that lead to praying to the porcelain goddess :P At least it ended nicely with a bubble tea/slushie run....speaking of run....uhm yeah, so there was this HUGE DEEP puddle that Em stepped into to get across the street and she totally got soaked and her pants looked like she had an accident...I got to lift my jeans but even my shoes couldn't withstand that lagoon....the sacrifices we make ;)

Man these past few days have been nothing but strange & crazy. So I waited for dinner with Kev on Friday for 3 hrs and 45 minutes, yeah so apparently I should go in during lunch time when I want to eat dinner. It's all good though, I had woken up to tulips and the food was good. Hmm Saturday....got to hang out with Mrs. Boyd who was sporting the Foxy Grandma shirt that I spent forever on. Then this waiter was all up in the grill, not shabby but I don't get her and the obsession with waiters...haha, at least this time it wasn't a waitress for me :P Then the snow...the freakin SNOW! It's totally kept me under house arrest for the past few days despite all the work I can't hand in now. I have never shoveled and snowblowed sooo much snow...try muchos muchos feet of it, my own driveway and my neighbors and of course are cars that the plowermen decided to plow us in with. Well of course after the hours of back breaking sick ritualistic manners of snow removal, I find out we did it for nothing. Why, cause apparently you're not allowed to drive on all major roads! Can you imagine the frustration?!?! The lamest part of all, everyone enjoys snow days and goofing off...and here I am freaking out cause I can't email in my assignment or get my stuff for work. This is definitely a renactment of all the freaky things that happen when it comes time for my bday..but of course it still doesn't compare to senior year of hs (but right betty, i'm being punished for reading you that fight).

I'm soo relieved that my cases weren't so bad as they were on Monday, at least today I left in one piece and not bleeding. Ergh, the meeting I had was so crazy, let me just say there's a lot of responsibility on my end and everything I do makes a difference. Hmm, no pressure there at all huh? What was funny today there though...there's this security/maintenance guy who kept getting in my way and finally he started to dance around me and was like, "Would you like to dance?" So I jokingly did a lame ass salsa move...yeah, he was like after all the hispanic culture that you'll get here you'll have moves like Shakira. Ooooh, that's something I'm looking forward to :P Ya know cause I just wanna shake what my momma gave me and make mountains move like in her video. Something that I found out that was interesting, so apparently those video clips have made it to numerous people...lovely, that adds #2 to the list besides the itty bitty titty committee message I had made up last year. Well at least I'm leaving my mark in a sense, hehe. Ooohh, I can't even begin to describe...I had the best cheesecakes EVER...I wanted to serenade those pieces with "I just died in your slice tonight..."

My 6 cases are soo cute, well most of them but it's so hard to have to be critical. Err it's all part of the job I guess. Ah so last night in class this guy either thought I was a FOB or just retarded. I was busy reading my own stuff and apparently he had asked for a pen like 3 times and when I finally looked up I was like huh? So he was like (in a very slow monotone voice) "Doo youuu have a pennn?" I was like uhmmm yes I dooooo, I do speak English. Last night was nice having the guys over for dinner, they always seem to crack me up to the point of where I feel like my spleen would explode. Let's just say thanks to that sneaky stalker there are some "interesting" pics of me now...like Paul said, "Drugs are bad for you" so now I can be the official spokesperson for that huh? Thanks guys! Not to mention the mad embarassing video of us dancing around and of me supposedly falling off the chair.

Aww, the new year's over...no more good food. Too bad I wasn't able to enjoy myself. Stupid stomach virus thingy! I love how doctors are incompetent. I was basically told I wasn't sick enough for medication & of all the diseases that I didn't have. They were like since you don't have strep, we can't give you antibiotics or you'll get a lovely infection somewhere where it's not too nice to have it at. Then he was like, you obviously don't have mono. So why don't you tell me what I do have and help me get better? I just learned that it's a no-no on 2X! Oh get how dense I sometimes, so I was watching a taped episode of Smallville and I saw a commercial stating about how much snow we'd be getting tomorrow and I was like what??? Then it was pointed out to me that the show was taped from last week...not quick on the uptake now am I? So we just came up with a new hobby, it's called "molestation with the upmost respect", doesn't that just sound warm and inviting? Our advice to anyone is to stay awake...jk. I gotta start defending my girl list cause I almost lost girl #2 tonight when Big O got all happy when she thought she saw her in a bikini ;) Force it, force it. It's all about the artificial stack-age.