Thursday, January 30, 2003

So yesterday morning, I wake up and realize that it's like snowing powdered sugar outside so I figured to hurry up so I wouldn't be late for work. Hmm, so the twist? I was late but not because of myself...but because my managers were all late so no one opened up the bank! Yeah, that was great. I had like the hugest migrane ever last night, it really felt like someone took a bat and whacked it across the back of my head and then threw my brain into a blender and spooned it back in. Yes a very colorful picture I know. But funny, the more my head hurt the more hyper I got. I was trying to dirty up this marshmallow to throw in RyRy's mouth just to get him back for freshman year but it didn't work it, instead I made a lil monster. Well, the boys doubted my talent and said I couldn't fashion a woman with boobies. Well they never learn do they? The more weird it is and the more you doubt me, the bigger chance that I'll actually do it. Let's just say I spent 20 min making this marshmallow woman with some woo-ha's...yeah I named her Helga just cause she looks like an opera singer :P

Wednesday, January 29, 2003

Man these past few days have been sooo stressful. I would think having less classes just cause of this internship would mean less work but noooooo, it's even more now. Each meeting with the psych is like an oral exam, I totally have to freak out about it every night. This is totally one of those things where you think it's gonna be a easy ride but it ends up turning around and biting you hardcore in the ass! But there have been some fun moments where I get to burn off calories by performing those "special" concerts..haha! All I gotta say is "Wut up Big O, Spoosh, & K-hole!" Ohh before I forget, so I was in my night class today, I had to sit in front of some of the biggest weirdos. As I was sititng down this one guy was talking about how he hasn't gone out to drink in a while and he was planning on tonight and wanted to hit up on mad girls and such. Well after I sit, he starts saying really loud how he's never hit it with an asian girl, then he waits for a pause and starts giggling, then he goes on and on about how he wants to hook up with one and what it would be like. He keeps talking about how he wants this to happen...uhm yeah, was he expecting me to turn around and slam him onto the desk and take him there? Riiiiight, maybe in his dreams...

Sunday, January 26, 2003

Ergh another weekend of goofing off but it's only the 1st week back so I'm allowed to. A car ride with that stalker with the camera is never boring. Of course I'm used to the constant driving down one-way streets or missing turns, this weekend was a new one. Let's just say that I've never been in a car that backed all the way out of an exit to the GW bridge :P

Sunday, January 12, 2003

Speaking of that guy that I saw at the 2 alcoholy-stores, yeah I ran by to pick something up yesterday after work and there he was again. Woah, can we say someone is addicted? Even though work has sucked all week, it was made up for The Butts Pseudo-New Year's Eve hangout :P So we had dinner at Rafferty's since I got them addicted to their desserts...we saw the hot waiter that Alisa was supposed to hit up on but instead of her getting a waiter, I got myself a waitress. Maybe she was confused that I don't swing that way. I may have a list and she isn't on it..haha. Yeah so that drink that I was all stoked about was so freakin nasty so I ended up having to figure out a different mixer...and that store owner was all like it was very popular among the youngsters...I ought to go back and shove it up his youngster! I'd have to say the pricesless moment was the fact that knowing we ought to get to sleep since it was past 5am already, but having to tell each other to shut up in order to actually finally settle down and get to it. Ah, then we finally got up and made breakfast which of course was just cinnabuns & french toast...nothing wrong with having that much sugar in the morning! All I gotta shout is "Gotty!", yeah we're reviving that phrase now....

Sunday, January 05, 2003

I think snow makes people do retarded things. So I was forced to run errands at ShopRite just before..uhm yeah, could everyone and their moms be there? There weren't ANY carts on either side so I had to go venture up and down the parking lot looking for some loners. So it was freezing and wet and I was searching for what, a shopping cart? Everyone there was acting like it was the end of the world and they had to buy everything, I'm like it's flurries, calm down, you're not gonna get caved in for 2 weeks and just die in your house! Do you ever like sing stuff or say stuff but never really realize what it is that you're saying? There's this one part in a GC song that I always belt out cept I never really stopped to listen to what was coming outta my mouth till just before: "Shake it once that's fine, shake it twice that's okay, shake it three times you're playing withyourself again" Yeah, good job stacey you've been singing about jerking off. On a good note though, I finally found the drink that I've been wanting...even though there was this guy that followed me from one liquor store to another. Okay, maybe it was just coincidence but seriously ;P

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

Whoa, I can't believe it's 2003 already! I had a great New Year's Eve...the 2 D's of life...drinking & dancing babyee :P Let's just say a 2 hour open bar was a very nice touch. Uhm yeah, I have NEVER seen so many 80s hair, mullets, 40 year old women skanking it out, proof of why most guys can't dance incidents in my life. So there was this incident when we're all trying to walk around when I feel this uncomfortable grab at my side and I turn around and some guy was giving me the nod...yeah, that's great, just grab me, how'd he like it if I just went and grabbed his twig & berries outta nowhere? Uhh, then later on this really NASTY guy, I'm talking sooo sweaty as if he was sweating for 6 people, was totally butt-raping & grinding behind anything that breathed. Well the only way to keep your butt safe was to avoid eye contact and stop moving....so that's some advice, don't even look at them in the eye and just stand still. Oh it's not even the guys you have to watch out for, the drunken women are even worse, especially the one that lunged at my neck! Anyways, I'm pooped and I can't feel my ankles anymore...all I gotta say is that we'll all miss "Steve" from Blues Clues and Ruthie from Real World....