Yeah, it actually snowed a bit for Christmas. I'm weird, I always need my xmas to be a white one. Totally got the crap kicked out of me by my 6 year old cousin Alex tonight. I'm talking full-fledged beat down, defintely no mercy from his part. Though the best part was when he came into my room and said, "what a mess!" Uhm I've hit a new low, I'm being reprimanded by a child :P

Dang, these past few finals have totally raped me up the a-hole! It's like a conspiracy against me or something. So I was at the mall before tonight, know what I loooove the most? The fact that there are like 11-12 year old girls with all this jewelery, manicures, cell phones, Gucci/Coach bags, attitudes, lots of money to splurge all around me...I don't even know when things got this way. Ah I was trying to kill off my gift card at A&F after a year and the workers were soo retarded. Esp the one that kept swiping the card the wrong way which was why it didn't activate...I was like "Hmmm, that's like 5 swipes, when is he gonna turn the card the other way around??" Then they were prancing around (yes, guys were prancing around like Vixen & Dasher) and complaining about missing track practice (but I think that was code for ballet class). Oh totally forgot...somehow my changing room door was broken so some guy opened it on me...color me surprised! Oooh, I got all happy cause I saw this monster sized caramel apple at Bloomie's...cept it was for $18!!! Suure, I'll pay for that the day I use cash for toilet paper. Later on tonight, I totally thought I was gonna get gunned down or something. We were walking back to the apartment when this huge SUV suddenly slammed on it's brakes across from us, then speeds in reverse towards us and I froze thinking they were gonna machine-gun us down or something...then they suddenly u-turn into the alley and zoom past us again....uhm yeah, it was scary but you kinda had to be there kinda scary.

Alright, this will probably sound lame to most people but to me it was the greatest thing ever! They finally finished the overpass from Rt 1 directly to Rt 130. Yeah, if you've ever been stuck in that traffic every single day during the summer especially, you'd understand my happiness. The freakin thing just flys you right over. I was like "Raaaahh...right over all the traffic!" If given the chance, I would drive back & forth over it a few times...yes I'm being serious too. I can totally see the news saying some crazy girl causing traffic by reversing and redoing the overpass numerous times! Ooh, I finally got the Xmas tree up, despite the fact that I could have suffered from a punctured lung. There I was, trying to pull down the box which weighs more than me probably (alright, that may be an exaggeration but it's heavy as shit), when all of a sudden it just falls onto me, knocking me off the stool and onto the cold ass garage floor, and to top it off the box comes flying down onto me yet again. I'm shocked that I didn't crack my ass or my head open from the floor or did I get knocked out from the tree. Talk about freak accidents. But for the end result, it was worth it...I dunno, I always feel goofy looking at the finished product, kinda like I was 5 again or something :P Cept there are no presents yet so we gotta fix that.... ;)

Man, I've been on such a sugar craze. With the amount of candy canes & lollipops that I've had within the past few days, I could probably sweat out sweet droplets! I dunno, it's been weird lately, I just constantly want to have a lollipop or something. Maybe it's my body's funky way of dealing with stress? Ooh, got some more presents out of the way for Xmas. So I was sitting on the edge of the fountain waiting for people and this little boy came up and started throwing pennies into it...he was totally on me & bumping into me but he's little so not like it's really rude. But his parents were flipping out telling him to apologize...I was like it's fine, it's fine. So he goes, "I'm verrrry sorry for hitting you lady. Have a nice day lady." Agh, it was so weird being called lady, I felt soo old. As if I should have been wearing a floral dress with knee-high stockings or something. So I was trying to learn all these new ways of tying a tie from Em....yeah I totally sucked! I must have made the biggest knot piece in the history of the world..I was like holy crap, I gave the tie gonarrhea!! The middle piece was all swelled and stuff. I think I'll go back to having someone tie it for me and using it as long as possible :P

Signs that I've totally lost it....
1) I didn't want classes cancelled cause I needed to GO to those classes for help
2) Went sledding in the middle of the night
3) Playing in snow even when fingers were bright red like cherry popsicles
4) Worked on a lab until 4am
5) Suckered into working extra days
6) Woke up early on sunday (yes, before 10am) to do work alllll day
7) Had a huge argument over labs..who does that?
8) EVERYTHING is funny to me
9) sudden need to listen to the 80s
10) freaking Em out while she's using the bathroom by sticking pictures and rulers underneath the door
11) trying to scare the crap out of anyone that comes into the room by screaming "waaaah!!"
12) wanting to stick my finger into the wall socket to avoid work

Oh man...I am sooooo sore but I haven't had this much fun in a loooonnng ass time! I went sledding with Kev, Em & Bach just before....sooo cold but it was crazy. At first I was all chicken of the hill...next thing I was going on my tummy and stuff. Of course the guys were all Tony Hawk doing these crazy stunts but of course just falling and rolling down. Let me just say that Kev is the worst spotter...so many of us could have died :P But thankfully for Bach who saved me from the trees numerous times. The funniest would have to be when Kev sled right into this pole and some guy walking by saw and probably had the greatest laugh of his life. Oh wait, I lied...he did try this one move where his legs were sticking straight up but was saved from smashing his twig & giggleberries into a tree. And of course to finish off we had a mad snowball fight/ramming session...cept mostly with me being shoved onto the floor with everyone piling on top of me. Just be warned guys...I do have a snow-blower so watch out! ;)

So like yesterday on the bus back from class...there was this guy with like frosted tips. I was like, ohhh interesting, they're golden colored. Well he turns his head at a slight angle and I notice that there's gold all over his forehead and stuff. Apparently he just literally took like spray paint or whatever funk it was and did it...uhm yeah, it's called hair color not head color. I dunno, I thought it was hilarious cause he was sitting there acting all rico suave....yet he totally didn't realize his head was dusted with gold. I was sooo out of it the other night...I was singing all these songs in spanish. Strangely, the spaghetti song sounds soo sad in spanish. Not to mention I turned those cute Hamtaro hamsters into Benji & Joel...yeah I'm sick I know, but they were asking for the transformations :P