Yeah, who's the loser that had to work on Black Friday instead of shop? Yeah, that'd be me. So this morning I pull into 7-11 trying to pick up some breakfast before having to go into work, well I get outta my car and next to me is this typical black suped-up Civic...with 2 asian guys in it (obviously). They were all like "Hey...", that kinda look...they just kept staring at me and I'm like uh no. I noticed that they were drinking stuff acting all cool...but I focused and it looked like lil cups and I'm thinking, theyre taking shots at 8:30am? I finally realized what they were, one of the guys was drinking out of one of those medicine tiny cups (like 2 Tbs)....well the liquid was bright ass pink. Uhm yeah, he was drinking Pepto Bismo...damn he must have looked so sexy drinking that!! I seriously don't get people sometimes. The only ones I totally get are the butts...and tonight was the last night that all of us could chill together. Now it's back to the stressed reality of a mad amount of crap that I have due that I haven't even started yet...blah :P

Mmm...thanksgiving dinner, yeah now I know what I'm giving thanks to...elastic waist pants! :P Haha, dude, ate so much but mostly of the dessert..mmm sugary stuff. It was nice chillin with the family, cousins, and friends....that nice feeling you get when you can be yourself, of course I'm also the psycho that stands out but it's all good. So yeah, it took me & Susan like over an hour to pick out movies...we picked Juwanna Man as one of the choices...surprisingly it was funny but that's one oogly woman! But I was so intrigued that his fake "ta-ta"s were able to stay in during the whole basketball playing...I totally don't get how they wouldn't fall out. Everyone was like they may melt and stick to body heat...but come, stick on that tightly when you're running and jumping? Not to mention that you're sweating balls out there...it so should just slip right off! Oh, at least now I know I'm not the only one who can take over an hour at Target..thanks Whip Me ;) hehe.

Let me just say that it totally sucks having to work today especially since everyone was home for Thanksgiving break already. But it was all made up for once being able to chill with the butts again :) It's like what Batty Boom Betty said, "it's the comfort of old friends that you can be stupid with"...I never realized how retarded we can be. Oh, tonight must have been the night of seriously retarded waiters...the first guy must have been 16 and totally didn't remember anything. Then we had this waiter named Cy...uhm Cy? I was like is that short for cyanide? Oh my sister is magnesium...my loving is just like poison! Eww, the nasty thing that I heard today was in the news about some mother that still was breast feeding her 9 year old son!! Yeah, 9-year old....uhm hello, he can multiply, that means he's too old for that.

Oh man, I was in the weirdest convo today at work. So the new worker was telling me how she's eaten everything weird basically. I'm thinking like fish & frog legs kinda weird...but noooo, she was like dog, cat, rat, mouse, rabbit...blah blah...I had to ask. Then she was like I totally wouldn't eat a monkey brain though...oh so that's where you draw the line eh? Then she starts rambling bout how great deer is...I'm totally disgusted but have to keep a smile on my face...then she was like "I'd take it off the road if I could, you know after they've been hit but I don't know what I would do about the head." Uhmm ewww, who seriously would ever eat road kill? It was so hard trying to not totally hurl all over her as she was telling me this. Speaking of hurling..it's pretty funny when I pretend the "Sassy girl" move on the subway cause it totally grosses Kev out and he's there screaming for me to stop like a little girl (not in a perverse way, but cause it makes him wanna hurl). Yeah it's mean but it's funny :P

Ahh man, this was just one of those mornings where it was impossible for me to get up. So I totally started dozing off in class today except I tried to stay awake which makes you do that really weird face...you know, where like one eye is semi-opened still...so you kinda just look like you're on crack and retarded? Damn, I felt bad for my prof for having to look at that. Oh so we had the guy who did the whole Laramie Project production, for like HBO and all those plays. He's like the cutest guy with this accent. Dude, the weirdest thing was when I went to throw out the trash before. I go into the trash room and I hear this spanish-salsa dancing music...I'm like eh, where is all of this coming from...apparently from the compactor room. I'm assuming that the workers are having a lil fiesta back there?

You know those jokes about how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yeah...well apparently to change our closet one, it seriously takes 2 people and a chair! That's only cause they made these ceilings soo freakin high...we needed the chair and a someone on top of someone else's shoulder. I guess I'll think twice before I make cracks bout those jokes :P Yess, thanks to M, I got my humping iguana...which by the way do hump...and to top it off...guess what? They have two penii's...yep 2, you know just in case one breaks or something. Yeah, I see some strange stuff...

Ooh, I got my jamba juice....I got my jamba juice! Sooo good...we're totally nuts for driving that far just for this stuff but good thing that hottie loves them just as much as I do. Haha, get how stupid I am...so as we're leaving, somehow I ended up dropping my onto the floor and making it leak everywhere. Yeah, I'm not that slick. What's even better, stayed up till 3:30 playing video games. So now I'm a huge nerd at DK Country apparently...but yeah, they know they liked watching me play it with all those "special" moves :P

Dude, let me just say that for the first time this afternoon I finally witnessed someone getting what they deserved! So yeah, me & Kev were standing at the corner of Rafferty's waiting to cross the street...so obviously when the little white crossing man pops up, we cross the street. Well this stupid car is trying to turn left and starts speeding at us...they were literally like 4 inches from whacking into us! I was like holy crap, why are they speeding up into us? I totally freaked and start screaming at them..well the car ended up speeding right in front of us and going up on the curb. As we get to the other side, we hear this ssssing sound and we were like eh, is that a flat tire? Well ha ha, the stupid driver got a flat tire! Yeah, that's what you get for almost killing us. I don't get why people are so freakin careless? Do they think I wake up every morning hoping that I get run over?

What was up with today's weather? Here I am, bringing up my turtlenecks and stuff...and baam, it's t-shirt weather again. Eh, it's probably just a phase for today. Oooh, I had some bacon today at lunch..seriously, everytime I cook it, the psycho fat & oil starts spurting everywhere. So I thought I was smart and put on some longsleeves and stuff...next thing I know, this psycho spurt jumps up and shoots me square in the middle of my eyes! Imagine if it burned...how would I explain that one to a doctor? Then after that, I went totally nuts for like a good hour...it's all good though...everyone else enjoyed it..especially my rendition of the Electric Slide & Macarena to punk music. Bet you didn't it was possible to put those moves to that...oh but it is, I have my ways ;) So yah, just before...I was totally getting p-offed cause people were taking out ALL of the research books and then I found one that was still there but I got paranoid that it wouldn't still be there in the morning. Sooo, Em & Kev helped me infiltrate the library for that book at 11:30pm! Yeah, we busted out the spywear & crap, waited till everyone left the library, turned on the nightvision goggles and lowered ourselves into the stacks floor mission impossible style! Yeah I know I'm lying...but it'd be cool if that really happened. I was so tempted to take the whole entire shelf of books just cause everyone else kept taking my books but my arms didn't extend that far :P

Yesssss...I totally survived GC! I swear, as soon as they started to play "Little Things" I freaked...I was like woah, this is where I died last time and my life flashed before my eyes. I'm seriously way too old to be waiting in lines, getting shoved & groped...everytime I say this is the last one, this is the last one...but uhm yeah, I constantly have another one lined up! I'm seriously way too obsessed with concerts...and in a way I guess I'm a maso with this...I totally get beat up and crap but yet I keep going back for more. But it's all good...they're soo good and not to mention hot as hell! Uhnnn...haha. I can't even begin to explain how incredibly hot it was...sweating like a bunch of hairy balls...yeah...then rubbing up against everyone else...I wish people understood what "personal space" was! So yeah, there were these huge women in front of us...totally like sprawled out against the table...I was like dude, you can't take up that much room! Hmm, not to mention that Major A-Hole that was like 7 ft tall that decided to stand in front of me...he started next to me and eventually edged in front of me...so I asked politely for him to not be in front of me and he's like, "Whatever, I'm not gonna be here for long!" What a punk ass...so I start saying, "That's great, I paid money to see this great piece of shoulder...my money's worth!" Oh ha, he had all these white fuzzy things on his t-shirt so I start joking around really loud, "Wow, I guess some people don't know what Head & Shoulders is!" Whatever, you'd think you're considerate and everyone's there for a good time so you should respect each other...but nooooo, selfish dirty people! Ugh, the stench from all the BO...do they purposely like not shower before hand? All I can say was that it was crazy but this time, I wasn't almost killed and I'm so thankful for that, but it was still great! I got my Riot Girl song played..then this huge nappy girl next to Em went psycho and was like jumping thinking the song was about her...I was like uhm no, settle down before you kill someone! But it was nice to see HG again, they get funnier each time. Oh yah, so I was trying to see what they were selling and this nutcase was like shoving me and jabbing me with her woo-ha's..I was like uhm you need to put those away or I will sag them down to the ground! No, I probably wouldn't have done that judging by the fact that I would have probably gotten herpes from her. Holy crap, I can't stop talking...I don't even know if any of this makes sense so I think I'm gonna stop before this all becomes some mumbo jumbo...

Ergh, after last night, I'm steering clear of bar-tender for a while....it was not fun praying to the porcelain god. Yah, so apparently nothing really rhymes with orange...interesting. Not to mention I finally learned what pitching a tent meant, took me a while, I'm usually not that slow. I think the best was my "Mahoganey" and my Yu Yu Hakusho as a hockey player...I'm a lil retarded at times. So how come it always seems to rain on play days? How am I supposed to treat the experience like an island according to Mancuso when it's more like a hurricane happening? NY's the worst when it's raining...I almost got poked in the eye by all these umbrella users...seriously, if you can't handle your umbrella, keep it closed aight? Not to mention like the 5 times people ran me over or the bus that wanted to chop off my head! But I did get my lil yummy buns and H&M =) Yah, doesn't take much to please me huh?