So yeah, I get out to leave this morning and what big ass thing is blocking me yet again? A moving truck...niiiice, but they moved it after some bickering. So I come back from class over an hour later...cept it's still there...and this time, they refuse to move it and get up in my face about it and made it seem like I was being unreasonable. Right right, you block my car and it's my fault for having it there. So I move it temporarily to another place and I look out the window a bit later...there's the f'in truck again...is it me or was I being stalked by a moving truck? Normally one should be flattered but I don't think people get turned on by vehicles...well maybe a nice red corvette...;) Yeah, well I complain to management and they get some guys on their grill....so the movers actually start being nice to me. That totally gets one's undies in a knot when they treat you like crap just cause you're a girl. So apparently if I had a twig and some giggleberries then they would have moved outta the way...such a comforting note. Had a very interesting punani convo this afternoon...all these terms just came out...of course cooter still reigns the best. Yo, but if me & em had a band...it'd be called Scratch N' Sniff, how cute is that? Eww, get this...I never knew this but apparently it's some myth when a girl thinks she's pregnant she can go shake up a coke bottle and shove it where the sun don't shine to have an abortion...I guess a soda-douche abortion? Seriously, where do people think this crap up? First off....soda?? Shake it up and have it fizzy...dude, it's freakin soda, it doesn't perform miracles!

Err, what a frustrating & strange day it has been so far. 2nd period class was bombarded by his PHD vocabulary..I guess when you go to school for that long you want to prove it? Too bad he doesn't understand that my vocabulary is the same level has a 5th grader probably :P Then the fiasco with the silverfish on the top of the ceiling in our room. So Kev noticed it first but me & em were like are you sure it's a bug? You know what's funny though, if you stare at something long enough it looks like it's moving even though it's really not...weird. Well, you all know how I have a massive phobia of insects...well since the nasty lil thing was soo high up, it was impossible to get. So the 3 of us came up with stupid schemes of getting it: having a fan blow it lower (that idea didn't pass me cause of the possibility it'd get blown onto my bed), taking the toilet scrubber and impaling it, cuping it, throwing a pencil at it, sticking tape onto a pen to stick it...eventually the winning idea....sticking duct tape onto a tissue box and then slamming it onto the gross thing! Thankfully it worked! Yeah, we're seniors and that's what our brain-wrecking problems consist of. Eh, so later on for class, my teacher completely screwed us over so Kev decided to take matters into his own hands and we ended up bailing out early cause he might have been caught doing it (even though everyone else was doing it too). Like seriously. Soo, later on... a run-in with a hottie who asked me who's balls were better ;P but Kev says it's alright cause he was asian...yeah..it's been an odd day so far...

Ooh, got a nice visit from my butts not to mention some really gooood dessert. It's funny how to them Rutgers seems soo freakin huge and that even just from the train station they find the area a lil scary. I was like woah, this is nothing...downtown, now that's ghetto. But it's funny after all these years, we're so used to having to take buses to go to different campuses...to everyone else, it's like your one campus is even bigger than our whole school! Yeah, I so stayed up past 3am just to put up decorations, yeah I'm a huge nut on Halloween...must be the excuse to OD on candy ;)

Dude, that envelope to send out for donations for the police came soo quickly. Yeah, I ended up paying it...my parents were both like since you promised it you should do it and plus it's your own stupidity. Ugh, out 25 beans. So like Thurs morning...man...I was soooo mad, there was this huge moving truck blocking me and I was already running late...to top it off, the guy refused to move it and gave me attitude. I so know it was just cause I was a girl, I was ready to go off on him but I didn't want him to like throw a couch into my car while I wasn't looking or something. Hmm, today...somehow I threw myself into the wall...yeah, I was really tired and jumped up and just tripped into the wall, such a nice tingly feeling. Ah but tonight...made my life complete. Thanks to the hotties, I was able to get my....Jamaba Juice. That stuff is off the hook, I hadn't had it since sophmore year of hs...upon the first sip, it was like "Ahhhhhh." From that moment on, the meaning of life was clear...haha, I'm being retarded. We had some nice Korean food and not to mention the best car ride home....filled with going down lots of one-way streets and directions of go straiiiight, left, no straight left.;)

I am so stupid that it's not even funny. So I get this phone call at 8:50am...yeah, I was so out of it and I couldn't understand anything or say anything. I think my language skills involved only: huh, uh huh, yeah, kay. The guy on the phone was like I'm calling for the police and he asked I have only one question for you...do you think we should support our force in their time in need? And me not functioning goes uh huh. So he goes, that's great, now I'm going to send you a decal, do you want the silver or the gold? Of course I was like huh? what? So the guy was like maam, silver or gold? The silver is $25 and the gold is $35. So I just muttered silver, and he was like greaat, thanks for the support and I'm sorry for waking you. Yeah, I'm out $25...and I don't even know how that happened :(

Ever have one those days where things get so ridiculous you can only laugh about it instead of being pissed off? That was totally this whole entire morning. I totally stayed up way toooo late for a 2nd period class so waking up was like pulling teeth without novacaine. As for the raining part, ughhh. As if I didn't get soaked enough on my own, I had help from everyone else: people who have umbrellas yet still stand underneath the roofings (so don't get that), people on the bus with raincoats which means the water is not soaked so they rub it all over me, girls who shake their umbrellas right on to me, and girls who shove their umbrellas onto me. Yeah so after that, I just had to laugh it off and it really didn't matter anymore if I got more soaked. Funny how it's only girls that don't understand how to keep their umbrellas to themselves. Hmm, good thing it's not penii or we'd all be in a lot of trouble. Ooh, maybe that's why girls don't have penii cause they don't know how to keep it to themselves...wow, the mystery is solved..haha, yeah, class totally warped me out.

Dude, it totally sucks having to work 9 to 5pm today...I feel so old. It was soo incredibly busy today, I can't even begin to describe...on a normal basis, with all the other tellers we probably don't even reach 1 mil in transactions...well today, by myself I exceeded that. But the worst part...drinking a bottle of iced tea and not being able to leave for over 3 hours...yeah, imagine my pain. If I could have just sat still, it would have passed...but nope, I still scuttered around like a squirrel all over the place. Well at least I haven't ripped anything off its hinges in a while. The funny part is, I'm the Wonderwoman that rips things off and my partner in crime sets off the fire alarm ;) But I luv ya still...dress up sure is fun..haha.

I hate being this sick, makes me all weird and on this emotional roller coaster. Dude, I had such mouth diarrhea today...soooo bad, but funny part is that I was being so blatant and they didn't even notice. The high point of today was definitely hearing my professor saying penii. It's so impossible trying to study right now...apparently the best way of drug taking is through needles with like heroin cause it's 100% effective and shoots straight to the brain....dude, all this time I've been taken balloon fulls of cocaine through my bum, no wonder it never felt good...haha, yeah, I'm totally a retard now. Yeah, I got expository and supository mixed up. So apparently I'm Wonder Woman to Em & Kev...seems like anything that's broken is cause of me...apparently I don't know my own strength and I can rip apart cabinets, windows, and now..the closet door! :P

Oh man, I had a wonderful pick me up this morning....while sitting on the bus, the guy in the seat in front gets up and his hairy, did I say HAIRY butt crack is all exposed! I was so ready to keel over and cry, it was sooo freaking nasty. Seriously, I don't get guys and their need to sag their boxers and pants...having undergarments means to cover up. No one needs to see your hairy patch down under. Dude, he so needed like an assmower to his behind. Hmm, not to mention the two times today that I've witnessed doubley female action. I really got to stop being in the wrong places at the wrong times. At least I got to play the Barbie game in theater today..well for the time being that I was there since our great chicken wing-spare rib prof decided to waste my time yet again...anyways, I have mad work and exams...ugh :P