So on the way to class this morning, I hear on the radio that 2 grandma's got busted for drug dealing..yeah they were really grandma's! What, were they dealing in like alka seltzers and dental grip? The stuff you hear in the morning. Doing research in the comp lab just really pissed me off...these moron girls in my class kept taking the stuff I printed out. So I grew wiser and printed 2 copies of each...but of course they just grabbed anything that came outta the printers. I went off on them telling them to make sure it was their stuff...didn't stop them...they saw anything and just grabbed it screaming that it was theirs. Yeah, that was a moment when I could have picked up the printer and dropped it on them. But other than that, the rest of the day was great. Went to Seaside with the family and Kev...it was such a nice day today too. I got my caramel/candied apples...oh my god, they were sooo good. Geez, my uncle and dad must be like banned from some of the places...they like cleaned out the doll grabbing stuff...one of the girls working there was like, "Thanks for cleaning out the windows." I counted like 27 or so dolls that they got. At least it was a nice break from all the classes this week...and all the jokes that the prof likes to make at way too early in the morning. Like he was saying that if you wanted to keep your friends you should never tell them that they're in denial. Then he goes you know, Cleopatra Queen of Denial....oh my...sometimes he's too much.

I am so incredibly burned out from today. Woke up at the crack ass of the morning and went to class and then to work until like 5:45 where I was rushing to finish CSR's deadlines...yeah, why am I such a crackhead? I have no idea. Well at least I don't feel useless. Ha, what a sacrifice. So the professor started making all these weird cracks and he goes, "Lexus is sexy cause it sounds like cathexis..." Uhm okay...the use of the libido...I'm assuming he was trying to make a sexual remark...but at like 8am...he could throw dildos at people's head and they wouldn't know what hit them! So since he's teachin it like a grad class without a textbook...apparently we're gonna read straight from the sources. Oh joy, more library time for me...cause I just love it there based on all my past experiences. Ahhh, my foot just fell asleep..that is the worst feeling in the world!! I serioulsy think of sawing my foot off just to get rid of that fuzzy tingly feeling! Hmm, what really pushed my buttons today? Well I went on the new bypass/exit thingy they have for Route 1 & 130...yeah...like it makes a difference...it just re-routes you to where the other light is....I am so happy they cut my taxes out for someone to build a higher piece of road to take you back to square one. So I take crap from customers so that people can play with pavement...uhhhhnn. Well, if they were playin with cement then it would be different..I've always wanted to run through wet cement...but who hasn't?

Such a good bbq yesterday..however I really don't know who had more of the feasting...me or the 100's of insects that were feeding on me like a buffet. They were giving me some gross details about how an average person consumes 8 spiders/bugs in one day...yeah, I don't consume anything...I sleep with my mouth shut...yeppp. Yeah, so today began my hell of the summer...waking up for and getting to the 8am class. So why were they completely redoing the basement and left everything a complete mess for us to learn in? Yeah, that's Rutgers for you. So even better, the professor has decided to teach this class just like a grad class...uhm if I wanted a grad class I would have signed up for one! Just when I thought having a class was bad, now this. Ugh. I know I am really random but what is with all these like 13 year olds who walk around the mall with like Gucci/Coach bags and Tiffany's jewelery? What do they need bags like that for, to carry their barbies and homework? Please..why are things so lame now? It's even better when a whole bunch of them go to the stores with their parents credit cards. What ever happened to if you wanted something like that you'd work for it?

Had an interesting discussion with my parents during lunch today. Apparently they think that I don't realize that people sometimes have alterior motives in being nice to me. Then my dad began the lecture that I shouldn't be fooled by just the outer appearance and blah blah this. I was like what?? I'm like I'm not exactly the smartest nor richest person, what could anyone possibly gain from me? So then he mutters that I don't realize that I can be sacrificed for someone to get something...and my mom shushes him. Allrighty then, was that supposed to be a slap of reality for me? Yeah, well I was joking and now my dad thinks that I shave my chin or something...such a weirdo sometimes. Well at least I didn't make any tries for the contest today so there was no added aggravation for me. (Lis, you'd think those dreams meant something since we both had them!) Apparently, dreaming that you've won a contest has to deal with your self-confidence, pride, or conceit...uhm I don't think that's the reason why I had that dream. Get this, if you dream about constipation it means that you are unwilling to part with old ways and unwilling to let go, forget, and forgive. Ah I see the connection...unwilling to let go of your bowels=unwilling of old ways...who would have thought? Honestly, who dreams about constipation?? I think if anyone did, they wouldn't tell anyone else.

Of course the day I can sleep in, I somehow wake up at 9am...ugh, I hate when that happens. Man, there were so many people at the mall, I kept stalking people down the parking lots but of course their cars would always be 5 lanes over from the one they were in. Isn't that just great? It sure was fun buying clothes for other people, the favors I do for my mom. Me & Alisa had dinner outside again, but then the sun decided to go hide behind my ass...yeah, it was freezin so the waiter let us go further into the back...but I think he lied, it still felt cold. Then all of them started making cracks to me about how cold we were...I'm sorry, I didn't know that was funny...was lesbo's third boob poking them in the eye or something? Yeah..they needed to settle down. Man, workin on that board...I burned and gave myself so many blisters with the hot glue gun, not to mention the endless amount of glue that I gobbed into my hair. I know some girls like gooey things but there's gotta be a limit...=P Haha. But all in all, the project turned out great and it was greatly appreciated! Not to mention the huge explanaion we had to give about what a beaver & woody was. Oh yeah, what do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut. What do you call a nut on a chest? A chest nut. What do you call nuts on a chin? A chin nut? Nope, a blow job...haha...that was the greatest.

Yesterday while I was in ShopRite...while looking at the aisle of ice cream...mmm every door filled with different stuff...I got all giddy cause I thought I was in heaven...I saw a sign that said 99 cents for Ben & Jerry..I so thought it meant that's how much it cost...but then I realized it said 99 cents off. Yeah...I hate when you're on that high and someone just knocks you right down to your ass. I was such a couch potato for the early afternoon...it felt soo good..I should be able to do that since my hell will start next week, ugh. It was such a nice day to be in Princeton. Me & Alisa went to this nice and kinda expensive restaurant..we opted for the outdoor table, very relaxing. Of course the waiter was all up on the koolaid, whatever. Let's just say that there are a bunch of snobs there. But oh yeah, I parallel parked my baby..thanks to the coachin of Mrs. Band ;) We would've gotten ice cream too but the lines were insane, everyone and their moms were there. I didn't know you had to wait like 3 days in advance to get what you wanted. But other than that, there was some weird crap on TV at really late hours...let's just say it was really into "boobs" or something cause that's all that kept popping up...haha poppin up...oh my god, sometimes i can be so lame...

I just read this somewhere and I thought it was pretty funny and true....

The New Math

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math
that might prove helpful.

If....A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put
you over the top. And look how far
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.

Just something to think about.

So why are there morons that work at Staples? I went in there yesterday cause I just wanted to make a color copy of this old photo from middle school. I ask the girl how much a sheet costs and she's like,"wait, so you want to make a color copy?" Uhm no, I want to laminate my ass. Well you can either use regular paper or glossy paper so I opted for the glossy paper and she was like, "Well the glossy paper is shiny and stuff, not like regular paper that you write on." Holy crap, really, I thought it'd be like toilet paper now. Seriously, like I need a lesson about paper. On a funnier note, my mom is in search of a Subway that's near us cause she's like in love with that place now so I go search and find one that's like 20 min away in Princeton....well thanks to the retardo directions I found on mapquest...we were like completely lost since we couldn't find any of the roads that it gave us. It was amusing, we got lost cause of food. That'd be a nice commercial for them..."Our customers are willing to end up in boonsville to eat our subs." I conned Kev into watching About A Boy with me, it was alright. But to make up for the feminity of the movie, I watched Bandits...it was really good. Uhhnnn Bruce Wilis...haha. My fave part was when they go, you're gonna hold him up with a magic marker? What are you gonna do, draw on him? Haha, I'd draw a dong on the guys face probably. But how sweet would it be to just walk in and walk out with thousands of dollars? But knowing me, I'd screw it up..I'd probably trip over a hostage and shoot myself. It's all good, I'll just earn money the old fashion way..from all the dads. =P It was sooo nice out today, nice not having to wear a jacket, I just hope this weather is here to stay.

Whoa, 3 whole days since I've blogged...how'd did anyone survive not reading my stupidity? Haha, right. It's been a great past few days cause Ryan came to visit! Of course we could have spent more time together if someone didn't try out a new route on his way here. RyRy got way too lost but didn't wanna pay to call home for our numbers. His lil escapade was funny, kinda reminded us of the MasterCard commercials...time spent driving (3 hours), fill up on gas ($20), phone call made to home ($2.25), road trip with Ryan...(priceless). So Ryan, Kev, and later on Dora stayed at my freezing house the past few days. There were some "interesting" moments...the bad knee, the bathroom harassments, the sleep time fiasco, Forest Gump jokes, Uno marathon, "Hail Mary!" (sooo gross), and of course throwing me around. It's amazing how fast I can fill people in about the gay drama that went on. But they all had their laughs...especially at my speech impediment of the "th" sounds...yeah I need to take some speaking lessons apparently! I definitely missed hangin out with Ryan & Kev like we used to freshman year...los tres amigos..si si si. As Charlie Brown would say, "Why's everyone always picking on me?" But as of right now, I'm exhausted and I have to go into work tomorrow...ugh, such a long day with Nancy, I'm gonna have to try and hold myself back from jabbing a pen into her eye! I'll write more when I can actually keep my eyes open....=)

What a great night...my mom was fine after the fall, finished cleaning my entire room, didn't get carded tonight, just missed out on the rain, had a very interesting 4 hour convo with the girlies, and my nose didn't fall off from my allergies. You know what the best thing is, whenever we go and rent a video it takes forever cause we like to make fun of every other tape...but when we finally pick one out, we end up talking the entire night away instead of watching it. Yeah, that's definitely what I missed when we're at school. I swear, we discussed this, if anyone ever taped our conversations they'd send us to the looney bin or wash our mouths out with soap! We've decided to have a wedding bet with actual money..it's gonna be interesting in a few years...but as of now, we're having an underwear bet. Hopefully I'll win. But it was fun corrupting Jess & Lyd...you should have seen their faces when we were talking about beastiality and necrophilia (i know i can't spell). Haha, Jess was like how do the animals get attracted to humans? Uhm yeah...but we love you though! Lis was like with necrophilia, people stalk around the morge and do people through the bags. As the convo moved onto soggy biscuits...someone goes like a dog biscuit? My god, I never realized how gross me, Beth, and Alisa were....like we talk about this stuff as if it's our ABC's. But the winning comment would be the one that goes to that song by Shania Twain.."So you got an STD, well that don't impress me much...."

Oh yeah, who didn't wake up till like 12:30 today? Yeah...me....that's what I get for aiming till like 4. I blame the warning war and not givin into certain someone's peer pressure. =P It was nice bein with the girls last night. We just talked for like forever outside Betty's house as like 5 cars almost run us over. I swear, we're the biggest pervs...can't have a normal convo without something digusting or doing lewd acts..haha. Alisa & Lyd had to hold me back from MO-lesting Mrs. Hohman last night...haha, she's hott....riiiiiiight. Ugh, I just packed up like 4 bags of things that I can donate to the VVA, and the beauty of it all is...my room is still a mess.

Yeah, I moved all out by myself this year, I'm so proud. Right right. It was sad leaving the empty room again, but me and Em definitely left our mark in room 130...;) Let's say it was dong-a-rific! Haha. Let me just say that I HAVE A LOT OF CRAP!!! I don't understand how I can possibly have soooo much freakin stuff. My room right now, it's like an explosion times 5. It sucks cause I can't really unpack till I try and chuck whatevers in my room. Ugh, I'll be done when I'm 65. Yeah, I'm procrastinatin about it right now...I am so easily distracted. Well it is a bad thing, I must have tripped over my crap like 10 times in one day...I'll turn to get up from my comp and baaam, i'll hit the floor cause there's a pile of books or clothing. Of course I could have slept in late today but I still wake up early. I had a dream that my mom let me get two shih-tzu's that looked like BoBo...woke up thinkin it was real...yeah, I'm lame. But yah, I'm gonna attempt to clean something...we'll see how far that goes...

Just got a visit from the 2 hotties from Assssiiiiiaaaa! Let's give it for the infamous "closet scene" with paul & kev!! Sooo sexy, but never as sexy as Bach! Nighty night.

Tonight we all went out for our last dinner....filled with lots of perverted convos...yeah we're all a lil sick but it's all good. Oh god, I am the world's biggest idiot. I was sitting in the car with emmy and kev and I told em I wanted to do a chinese fire drill since I've never done it before. So at the light, we both ran out....I ran towards the right side of Paul's car and I saw Em go towards the left so I just assumed she'd meet up with me. Well there I was running around Paul's car and tapping his window saying "chinese fire drill"...and I see that Em's back in Kev's car already....I was like damn she's fast. So when I finally get my stupid arse back in Kev's car...the 2 of them were like you're supposed to run around the car you're in!! Yeah...that's great...I ran around the car in front of me, luckily it was Paul or I would have gotten run over. That's a moment I'll cherish forever...just one of those things I wish I didn't do....but oh wells, I'm a retard and proud of it! =P

Junior year is ending....so sad watching everyone pack up and leave again. Strangely, watching names go off the buddy list one by one is kinda upsetting too. But why am I such a moron? I woke up this morning and somehow the swiffer fell and literally broke my toe. Yeah, ever since Saturday I've been hurting myself, I'm just that good. But I want to wish everyone a great summer with muchos fun, money, food, stressfree, and just random craziness. We're going to be seniors! Maybe I'll see you guys around....here's some random goodbyes (no particular order)....

Kevin: Thanks for being "Z" and puttin up with the "Infiltrator"! I know I'm a whacko sometimes but I'm fun to watch though...=) You're welcome for me being your alarm clock once again this year. It was fun stealing the toilet paper, though I still outrank you from stealing straight from the cart...oh yeah! Special K, Special K, Special K!!! Haha, you know you're gonna miss that. I'm gonna miss making you watch my girly shows and you making fun of me cause I cry from there. Remember it's a race and I'M winning. Those were some *wild* nights...;) Haha. All I gotta say is: "Meeeem Meeeem".....I love you.

Emmy: You will forever be my partner in crime and wrestling tag team partner....the incredible adventures of Rising Dough and the Undefeated Infiltrator! I'm going to miss you so much, it's not going to be fun dancing and singing around the room without you laughing and trying to join in. Yesh, muchos drinks and with the "special" redness that you have found out...haha! We will continue our photoshop psychoness next semester in our kickass apartment...rubber ducky you're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun. Remember that me and you make up 1/2 of a team for Trivia Pursuit. (Mmm, cute guy with dorky glasses) Mr. Curry will miss you!

Dora: Doo doo Dora....you are one crazy girl with those pens and pads, I shall always remain inferior to that. It has been a interesting year with mucho gayness on the retard roller coaster. Once again, our year has been filled with muchos food and fun and I'm glad that you helped make it happen. Next semester is going to be so great and you'll have so much fun. Just remember, it's your turn tonight again...;) Mmmm apples and jun jye nye chai! Operation Mofo Balls will always be in effect if you want me to do it. Haha. Thanks chica for everything and I'll always be here for you....

Ryan: RyRy...though you weren't here we all still miss you like crazy. You'd better chill with me during the summer. I had a great time during that weekend, my knees will never be the same again from all that tickling. =P Ryan is a giant pine tree.....luv your lil TOOFbrush!

Bach: You are so damn sexy and you need to stop doing that cause you're always overheating my laptop. It's been a psycho & rough year but somehow we all made it. I'm glad I got to see you a bit more this year...but next year you'd better chill more. I still want to see what the Fcuk move is, ok? Take a breath cause you overwork yourself all the time...you are soo smart and you'll be living in your mansion as I live in my cardboard box. Yeah, stupid people are useless. 8===D you! I win.

Joe: So what is this about you on your knees? Haha, it's way to easy to make fun of you now. You are still the biggest fweak of all. Keep rockin in your aladdin pants and capris..they are da bomb. =) Just remember..monkey can bite!

Paul: Your love is sooo much better than chocolate.....=) Kev said that he'll miss you the most, thanks a lot Paul! Haha. It's been a odd year but be glad it's over now. I'll definitely be seeing you around...have a great summer and relax!

Susan: Congrats on graduating...you're still the smartest outta all of us. Thanks for not making me feel all retardo! I'm gonna miss not having you around next semester. I'll always be here if you need to talk even though you won't be at Rutgers ok? Oh yeah, definitely thanks for the cherry vanilla...it all happened cause you were there! =)

Sam, Jasmine, Shana, Wey, Perna, Jay, and everyone else.....I hope you guys have a great summer and I'll see you next semester!

Love Stacey...always Stay-C!

Ahhh, after muchos foolishness with my partner in crime...and i do stress the "crime" part...in a mucho better mood now. I had a glazin raisin pretzel...sooo good and sugary, mmmm....sugar makes everyone smile. Mmmmm....suuuuuuugggarrrrr (as drool drips)...hahaha. We were in the shower curtain aisle for like 30 min...we picked out this cool fishy woosh woosh one but then we found this ducky one with a really cute rug...so it was like which one?? Kev was like I can't believe you spent an hour in there. So we finally decided on the ducky one and this rug...sooo cute! Bach would be pleased. Then we got a replacement for the ghetto tablecloth..it has fruit on it. Yah, I saw all these martini glass or shooters...so tempted to buy them but I so need to wait. I have this fetish for cherries...and they had this cute kid foldup chair with cherries on it..Em said I wouldn't fit but I did anyways...yah! So afterwards I still wanted some like rubber ducky things to put on the sink area so we went to Toys-R-US. We found this bag with a duck, turtle, hippo, and frog in it...but we wanted more so we kinda switched the hippo for another ducky...yeah it was really bad...I tried to re-ghetto staple it back but the ends broke off so em used some price tag sticker thingy....but we paid for it and it's all good. The lil squirt toys are so cute. Yeah, doesn't take much to please me huh?

A whole weekend of goofing off, definitely felt good. It was cute watchin Kev & Jeff together, guess that's just the way that siblings are. Sometimes, being an only child isn't all that it's cracked out to be, I'll never have that one person you can count on in the end. Kinda crappy. But eh, better off being alone and depending on myself anyways. Yesss, my finals are over! The last one really pissed me off cause I didn't expect it to be killer but it was, yeah....the bottles of alcohol in the fridge are all going to die tonight. I think I tripped over myself like 100 times this weekend...I seriously have mad issues. Ugh, I had crappy weather cause it always puts me in a mad mood and everything stupid that someone does becomes like 50x worse in my mind. Yeah, crappy days are a real easy way to get under my skin. I don't want to turn this into another venting episode but seriously there are lot of inconsiderate people and the beautiful thing is that they don't even know what they do. Just cause no one gets in your face about it doesn't mean you never do anything wrong...news flash, a lot of people just let it slide.

What an interesting day...it started out really bad but turned out pretty good. One of life's many pleasures...life being this roller coaster. I was soo retarded and trippy today. While walking up the stairs to the deck, I dropped my sandal down the stairs and this father stopped it from rolling even more and gave it back to me. I was so embarassed but at the same time I was like eww, you touched my shoe. Not many people would touch someone's shoe, you know with these people with corns and stuff. Then I took a nasty nasty fall on the stupid Douglass campus...I was carrying a lot of bags with uneven weight and I stepped on a pine cone...baaaam...I went crashing down, ripping my fave jeans, cuttin my toe, bruisin my knee and making it bleed. Of course I was more pissed at the hole in the jean but then I realized I was bleeding like crazy. So I had to ghetto drive back with my leg up and stuff. The tripping doesn't stop there of course....nooooo, I'm a moron so I had to trip like 10 more times during the day. Obviously I don't know how to walk, or maybe my legs are uneven or something. Yeah, that must be it. I blame my uneven legs for all my falling. =P I had Uno for the first time tonight, it was really really good. Ah, after Trivia Pursuit I now know I am an idiot. The super duper smart team that whooped our ass but they were led by the charmed one of course. So I was fighting a losing battle there anyways...but seriously, I count for like 1/5 of a person for that game. I'm the handicap! Did you know that when potatoes turn green they become poisonous? Yeah...interesting, kinda makes me wonder if Brower knows that?? Also, apparently some guy had swallowed 89 goldfish...how gross is that? I was like I wonder what the discharge must have looked like? Just 4 more days of being a junior...sooo sad....but yeah for the awesome senior year!

*Sigh* Woke up at the crack of dawn today just for my gay final which still sucked anyways. I swear, I've been so retarded today due to a complete lack of sleep. I knew it was just going to be one of those days where I have the stupidest accidents happen. For some strange reason I had the S Club Party stuck in my head, don't even ask why. I was singing the part where it goes: "Hoochie mamas, show your nanas..." as I walked out the door and of course the cleaning lady was right out there. She just smirked a little as I hid my head in shame. Mmm, finally got my chance to have my PBJ sandwich today, but of course this tall moron decided to bump into me and make me drop peanut butter everywhere. Wasn't that a sticky mess, but I should be used to it huh? Haha...right right. What other moronic stuff did I do?? I was playin with the soft squishy ball and I threw it at the door for a stress reliever but of course it refracted back and whacked me in the ribcage. Smart one...I never cease to amaze myself. Our room has a tendency to have things that go suicidial. Like this one time, Em's nail polish just dived down somewhere and cracked...so there we all were sniffing that brain cell killer for hours wondering where that weird smell came from. Well, I had some grape smells on my hands but I assumed it was carried from the sandwhich. Then I look to my laptop and find that the DimeTapp had cracked somehow and had spilled EVERYWHERE....yeah, so everything is sticky like no one's business. On a funnier note, Em was telling me how this old guy was constipated and decided to try and use a jelly jar to get things out but had it stuck...talk about Smuckers huh? Yuumy...ok, enough of a break..back to studying...

Arrrrgghhhh...why are there so many morons that can't drive? I have never been so angry in my life...grrrrr. So Kev was driving down 18 when this psycho woman comes tailgaiting and flashin her beams like crazy. Then she pulls up on the side and literally is 2 inches from hitting us with her stupid ass car...that's great, I could have swallowed my balls then if I even had any. Afterwards, she still drives like a moron and swerves in and out through the other lanes. I seriously don't understand why people are such morons and don't care if they could kill someone. And of course, the stupid police department can't do anything about it either. And we wonder why society sucks so much? It's cause of people like this. People so need a reality check and realize how stupid their actions affect other people. It's as if everyone has taken selfish pills or something and only give 2 cents about themselves. Hello, wake up and smell real life and what it is to be a human being. Yeah, you can tell I'm extrememly P-offed right now. I'm just really stressed and sick of being on the end of getting screwd over or watching others get what they don't deserve. I swear, why does it seem the older people get the less considerate they are? I've seen 2 & 3 year olds more caring of each other's feelings than from 20-30 year olds. Anyways, enough of my retardo venting, I so need to study for my killer exam....so yah Kev & Dora, if we see that car again..it's gonna get donged and crapped on...

Ice Cream Truck: You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream. (Somethin emmy found for me...story of my life) My foolish roomie is too cute sometimes. Just the other day she was spyin on what I was doing and I told her I was looking at a map of my chotch...so she yells back, "I don't need a map, I know how to get there!" Hmmm, lesbo-ish? Then today, I asked her if she wanted my weird tea thingy that had some pinenuts floating around and she just says, "Can I eat your nuts?" Haha, she's too funny but she's still the best partner in crime. We went to KBBQ tonight and Em attempted to kill the waitress with this poppin piece of squid, then Kev decided that he was the Karate Kid and cracked all the chopsticks on his forehead..yeah yeah, you know he was crying deep down inside! He's still got marks on his forehead to prove it. Sooo smart! You know what I do that really irks me? Every time I say something stupid it's always really loud. Like we were driving by this photo place and it's name was Lifetyme...and i was like what the hell is Lifety-Me??? Everyone else was like Life-time stace? Yeah...always the retard. Uhhhgggg...it's sooooooo hot! I'm gonna go die from this heat now....

Oh man, this weekend was kick ass. Awesome saturday night and great day out in nyc.Yippee, last day of classes was today! What a relief. Unfortunately the cafe ran outta caramel apples but at least I got a few candied ones....and nooo I didn't consume all three in 12 minutes you guys. Aah, I must be losing it, I just did a really bad rendition of One Week...I think I threw out my hip while attempting my "special" move. Hehe. Man, there were a lot of jokes and convo's about penii today...oh yeah. You know what's gay...when all those asian mafia people have to talk in their own languages really loud. For instance, during dinner this table of Hotties were speaking really loud..all I heard was some guy yelling about how cool and squishy this thing was, and he was asking if anyone wanted to touch it? Uhm scuse me, do we really want to touch it? Apparently he was talking about his goldfish that were in a bag..weirdo. Oooh, I literally ran into the cute dorky guy in the hallway..mmmm..haha! Yeah yeah, I'm bad, bite me. You know what was funny..I literally forced alcohol down kev's throat...you'd think it was jizz from the way he was reacting...haha, holy I'm so nuts right now..alrighty, back to dancin around the room with no inhibitions...=) Good luck on finals and have fun on the reading days!!

Wow, I just read what I wrote last night....I have no idea where that all came from. It's amazing how much energy and stupidiness I can do when it's like 3 in the morning. It's beautiful how I can be such a psycho when I'm sober too! Today was the last day with the jellybeans, it was sad cause I'm gonna miss them so much. But they sure let me leave with some pretty interesting memories with what they did today. Arrrggghhhh! I hate the idiots that live on my floor. Why do I constantly have airheads that go, "oh my god...blah blah i have herpes...blah blah my boobs are fake...blah blah i slept with my roomie's bf...blah blah i have itching sensations..blah blah i can't believe what she was wearing...blah blah!!! I just want to take my ironing board and shove it up their arses sideways! I swear, they feel the need to stand literally right in front of our door and talk and be gay. Geez, go do it in your own room. I'm just glad we won't have to deal with any of this crap next year. It's amazing how much crap I have in my room, I just moved out a whole crapload and there's still a whole crapload in here. Just about 12 more days and we're all gonna be seniors!! Holy, we are soooo OLD. Geez, I can't think, the morons are still in the hallway...I think I must have lost like a billion brain cells from listening to their stupid conversations. Seriously, why are there so many stupid people in the world? I feel like I got on the RetardCoaster and I haven't been able to get off since then.

What a workout! Hmmm, fuzzy navels my way and Scrabble...what a mix. I am literally sweating my arse off right now. I just spent over an hour dancing around the room like an idiot. What kinda dancing? You name it, I did it. Uhnnnn. Holy crap, my heart is racing right now, I think I must have sweated off 20 pounds. Em thinks that's how I stay so skinny, it's all about my psycho workout. Haha, but I conned Em to dance around with me for a little bit but she said she's too old to keep up with my craziness. Dude, they took this IZONE pic...sooo freaky....I must have been jumping around and it looks like I have two sets of lips. Whoa, could you imagine having two mouths? You could eat and talk at the same time and it wouldn't be rude. The stupidity with my accidents must have carried over from yesterday cause I tripped over my pj pants quite a few times, not to mention that I was pants too. The idiots in the hall must want to kill me, I'm singin at the top of my lungs with some Rick Astley...oh yeah...Rick Astely..Together Forever, Never Gonna Give You Up...he's da MAN! (right Emmy???) We have a fetish for songs like that. Whoa...Em's using the AB Roller right now...it's Ab-a-rific!!! Damn, I need to shut up, I'm so tired and outta it, I'm starting to suffer from mouth diarhhea again. Blagghhh. Oh yeah, what was with the tornado/hail warning today? I was like oh god, we're all gonna die! No not really. Ahh, contradicting myself, I so need to go to bed. Gotta wake up at the crack of morning to go to fieldwork....last day with my jellybeans =( Okies, nighty night...sweet XXX dreams everyone....

Holy crap, could I be anymore accident-prone today?!?! I wake up this morning and of course I ended up stepping on the mess I decided to leave on the floor. So there I was jumping up and down in silence from the pain like a monkey. I almost slipped in the shower, which would have been gross since of all the dirtiness that these girls shower off. While trying to iron my clothes today, I bend down to put the shirt down and bang my head on the closet door. I'm not sure what hurt more, my head or my pride at that moment. Then when I go to tell Em something in the shower, I almost slip on the puddle of water there. You'd think I would have learned the first time. Coming back into the room to talk to Dora, I trip over a backpack. During the afternoon, no major accidents except for the occasional slight trips, stubbing of toes, and mouth diarrhea, but that always happens. Uhm, while on the phone I drop the whole thing right onto my foot, that was a new pain I hadn't felt all day. And just before, I slammed my hand into the edge of the heater...yeah that's where I draw the line. Now Kev thinks that I should rename Stay-C's Randomness into the: Misadventures of Moron. Haha, I'll show him moron. Uhhhnn.