Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Girl loving

I had one of the strangest encounters today. Though, I could just be extra sensitive and reading things wrong. I was looking at jewelry in a boutique that sold items from HK and Korea. The moment I got in there, this petite girl working there is totally up my grill. As I picked things out, she would comment on them and at first I thought she was just doing her job. Then I noticed that whenever I was deciding if I wanted something, she kept staring at me. I thought, "Ok, you can relax, I'm not going to shoplift or anything." Finally, she stops staring and she starts asking me personal questions, like how much I weigh, what size I am, what I like, what are my hobbies, etc. She got real excited because we were both practically the same size, especially with our tiny wrists. So she starts telling me how she loves the thick band watches and I tell her I do too except I can't wear them because those can't be fixed. Then she starts talking about this Guess watch and I totally knew what she was talking about so I told her I thought it was cute too. Upon hearing that, she gets all giddy and says, "Oh, now that you say you like it, I'm definitely going to go out and buy it this weekend!" Afterwards, she starts suggesting items and putting them on me. She got a little too touchy-feely for me, especially when she kept putting bracelets on me. Like, she so could have put them on & off without having to brush upon my arms and hands. I was a bit weirded out. She tried pushing hoops onto me and I told her that I stay away from them ever since my sophomore year incident (very painful and horrifying experience). Somehow, she didn't quite understand me and thought I was in the army, and that was the reason why I didn't wear hoops. Yeah, I didn't really get that either? Though, I'm wondering if it was because of my jacket? I was wearing my army-colored one but that shouldn't mean that I'm in the army. Whenever new customers came in, she would go greet them but them I'd see her immediately fly right back to me. Then she starts taking these clips and putting them in my hair, telling me how she thinks it looks cuter with my hair clipped to the side. Uhm yeah, my goal is not to look like I'm 5? She moves onto putting belts around my waist. Seriously, I didn't see her doing this to anyone else in the store, nor did I see the other girls working there being up someone's grill this much. I don't know, maybe I'm just a weirdo, but there are times when certain people just give you this different vibe and that's what I was feeling.

4 Comments:

Blogger Zach said...

Here's a hot tale of some nice guy loving to whet your whistle, since you're bringing up sexy gay encounters. Back when I was working at Wawa, after I handed in my two weeks notice and was on my way out the door, one of my male co-workers called me up (by getting my phone number from the manager's office, presumably, since I never gave it to him) wanting to hang out. Being a fool, I said okay.

Once at his house, I got to enjoy him showing me his gun collection, and then hearing how he got outed at work by a different gay coworker, and how he's sick of women and has given up on them completely and is now just all about the cock, and by the way am I gay too? So not at all an uncomfortable situation there, let me tell you.

7:57 AM  
Blogger stay-c said...

Omg, hahahaha! Did you really enjoy his "gun" collection? Did you only look and not touch?

Well, my girl wasn't so sexy. She was cute but if I were to start batting for the same team, it's going to be someone hot, you know what I mean? I have my list and she wouldn't make it on there.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Zach said...

I will leave unanswered any questions about the ending of that encounter, so that any readers may fantasize about whatever hot steamy scenes between me and a 200+ pound fat gay guy they want. Though I gotta say, if I ever go gay, I'm totally going for Brad Pitt.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Emily W. Wong said...

You two are too funny! Oh my gosh!!! My eyes were buggin'.

10:01 PM  

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