"The Midas Touch"

I went to Midas to get an oil change this morning, hoping that the semi-crappy weather would deter all others from getting one. But of course there was still a wait but I think me being there in person made them just get to my car first. I knew my rear wiper was crapped out so I was going to eventually replace it. When the guy brought my car up front, he came in and said, "Stacey, your front & rear wipers are shot to shit!" Ok, it's not like he's my age, so I was lil weirded out that he would talk to a customer like that. Not that the word shit makes me uncomfortable since I use it just as much. They had the front wipers there but they didn't have any for my rear so he told me to go to an autoshop to look for it. Well I wanted an estimate before I decided if I wanted them replaced there or not, he was like, "It'll be $56 total for everything and I won't charge you for labor for the wipers." Eh, I figured why not, might as well get what I can get done in one place. Uhm, yeah, it took him less than a minute to fix it so why should he ever charge anyone labor for that? While waiting for my receipt and payment stuff, the guy (I think his shirt said Rob) was complaining about this psycho blizzard weather with the other mechanics. He was like, "What the F? It was 70 degrees yesterday and now it's blizzarding?!?" The other mechanic was like, "That's total bs, at max it was in its 50's, no way in the 70's. If it were 70 degrees, (pointing at me) she'd be in her swimsuit, tits and all on a beach! Right?" Woah, as if I'm going to answer you, I was so uncomfortable with his comment. Don't say tits at me or especially in relation to me. So I quickly got my stuff and left for the autoparts store. Of course they didn't have the part I needed but I was told there that my rear wiper is actually attached to the window so I would only be able to get it replaced at the dealership. Just great.